"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to pick up chicks using your fridge

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http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/10

I thought this was a pretty cool video. The guy is a royal douche in the beginning of the video, but it's really funny and he brings up some good points/ideas.

Notice the description of the video:

This guy is so crazy he's beyond hope. I'm not even going to dwell upon the fundamental flaw in his logic. You have to get girls in your apartment before you can seduce them with your beverage selection. I'd like him to explain how he does that, but I'm afraid of the answer.
The writer is obviously clueless, and I'm not going to explain why, because he blatantly sub communicates it. :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The guy in the video does have a point about making your place look good.

Only two things I noticed that just semed weird:

1. Bragging about his chrome trash bin from Egypt. I have a chrome trash bin from China. Bought it at Target.

2. Where the hell does he keep his food? His fridge should be stocked with all these great foods and the drinks go in a mini fridge underneath the bar.
 

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theunflushables said:
The guy in the video does have a point about making your place look good.

Only two things I noticed that just semed weird:

1. Bragging about his chrome trash bin from Egypt. I have a chrome trash bin from China. Bought it at Target.

2. Where the hell does he keep his food? His fridge should be stocked with all these great foods and the drinks go in a mini fridge underneath the bar.
LOL. I have that same garbage can at my place. Trust me, it isn't from Egypt.

I love that kool aid bit at the end too. It's funny because it's true.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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