spinaroonie
Senior Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to NOT Pick Up During the Day
- Thread starter spinaroonie
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Chickfight
Senior Don Juan
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- Oct 29, 2010
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Haha, but you gotta admit he's got some balls hidden under all that fat.
highconscienceness
Banned
How to reply if she says "you're picking me up, look at you and look at me" or just states that you're picking her up without saying you're a ****ing **** ? ? ?
Darth_Qurashi
Don Juan
first one was cute. that's all.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Paintballguy
Master Don Juan
props to him for having the nuts to approach. he really needs to find a gym though lol
Big Overseas 1
Don Juan
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That guys got guts but damn near nothing else going for him though. With the right trainng, he might be on his way though.
drewsg
Don Juan
He should've been card t rick guy