"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to NOT Laugh

DEKKA

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the thing about being funny is that funny is like a piece of pie. if you laugh at your own joke you are taking some of the pie and not leaving enuf to go around. for something to be funny people have to figure it out on their own and laugh themselves, not have you do it for them. laughing at your own jokes doesn't make them funnier.

funniness is also something that there is usually an "us" and a "them". the "us" people are laughing at the "them" people because of some situation or dynamic. peoples desire is to feel important and know it all. a joke works because you probably led a person down a path where they didn't know what was comming next and when they figure it out, depending on how much you had their mind swimming, they will laugh harder to make themselves not feel stupid.

people laugh to feel superior.
people laugh so they don't feel inferior.

basically the basics of comedy.

and keeping a straight face is always funny when poking fun at a woman, as is, as somebody mentioned, saying stuff like "anyway...." after you say a comment.

-J
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Laughters always a great thing. no matter how it happens
 

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Originally posted by AMF
Laughters always a great thing. no matter how it happens
Not necessarilly.

"Oh look at that kid getting beaten to death. He'll be gone in no more then 30 seconds! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

That's not good laughter :mad:
 
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