How to make an impact

[Nabucodonosor]

Hello guys, after a lot of thinking and some months of depression, I have realized that all I want is to make an impact on one person, who will remember me for the rest of her days.

Any tips on how to impress somebody so much?

 

[Between_The_Lines]

Hello guys, after a lot of thinking and some months of depression, I have realized that all I want is to make an impact on one person, who will remember me for the rest of her days.

Any tips on how to impress somebody so much?

You have it mixed up, in a way. Make that somebody you in old age - dedicate the rest of your life to impressing that person. That's how you make an impact on at least one unknown face..

 

[johntab67]

From the Urban Dictionary:

oneitis
Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go f*ck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.

Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!

 

[Atom Smasher]

I recommend kidnapping.

 

[JohnyTheArrow]

That's very simple.

1.Find a girl
2.Impregnate her
3.Impact for her whole life - done

 

[Suspens]

****a flashing. You will impact every bystander.

 

[Reservoir Dog]

Flowers and some jewelry and a nice meal will make her never forget you. Try proposing on one knee during dinner.

 

[Partizan]

Game a virgin and take her virginity. She'll remember you for the rest of her life.

 

[Maximummax]

That's very simple.

1.Find a girl
2.Impregnate her
3.Impact for her whole life - done

haha