"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How to make a gurl ***?

kk2004

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My gurl said that she has cummed a few times before like 2-3 times with her past bf's, ive fingered her countless times and ive rubbed her ****(gz-spotz, i cant believe its censored.) and ive licked her out with my toungue. Ive rubbed her gspot too but its like i dont know what i gotta do to make her ***(come). I just feel like it would be a cool thing to do.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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GrimPhallic

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You have got to be young... OMG watch some fvckin porn! You will actually have to learn how to get a chick off.

The easiest way to do it is to finger fvck her while you lick the ****tt, that always works. Two fingers, no more no less, tounge moving in three different directions - up/down, left/right, and circular. For those who didnt know, using the same feeling on that sensitive area will cuase the orgasm to take longer than if different combinations of motion are used. And make sure the inside point of your fingers are rubbing the top of her gine as they go in and out because that is the second most sensitive area in or around the gine.

HRA HRA I AM THE ****T COMMANDER! MASTER OF THE ****!
 

kk2004

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no

no I WANT her to squirt. I know how to make her come, i do it all the time but i want her to ejacualte too
 

martoslo

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A gurl is a female moose :p

Seriously though, to make her ***, the girl must like you a lot, then desire sex a lot, then after some steaming foreplay you just hold a steady beat and after a short while she will hold you tighter and twist and rotate her hips (if inn missionary position) that is a sure sign she's cumming.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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tactic

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people can't spel these days
 

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you mean make her squirt liquid out of her vagina?

why would you want to do that? it would just make a big mess and the only one who should squirt something out of their private parts is the man.... she can still get an intense orgasm without having to quirt **** all over.
 

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
wow, that mispelling really hurt you a lot huh.....?
I have speling leson products
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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