how to mack on aol

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

This thread is my new DJ Bible. Your only mistake was to post it where I could steal it and get a million dollar advance from the biggest publishing house in New York.

Look for "How to Mack on AOL" by Tryin to Grow a Chin in a handsome leather-bound collector's edition. It's being published sometime next spring. Only $89.95. It's a small price to pay for the amazing secrets revealed within.

The first ten thousand customers get a free bottle of Jack-Off Lube.

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Wow, I'll be waiting for that! Can I get a 10% discount? Now I can learn how to mack on AOL!

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

LMAO!

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[oreo_renegade]

*is enticed by the free jack of lube

put me down on the reservations list!!!!

*wonders if this "lube" is better tehn jergens lotion... hmmmmmmmmm....

cant wait for my free sample

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"... I'm tensed a bit,
and tempted,
when I see the sins,
my friends commit,
I'm infinite... "-EMINEM

 

[xanderbaz]

Me: Hey... You horny?
Her: Yeah... Why don't you come over?
Me: Be right there, babe.

ROFLMAO! Dude, you can't be serious... It's so wierd. I saw my nerd friend with a girl today, but that's beside the point. I mean, what was going through your mind when you decided to post this here?
Respect.

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

You can order an advance copy of my book at www.AFC.net. It features a lovely photo of me, crying over an ugly girl.

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[Smooth as Anything]

That book would make millions.

 

[Shadow Dancer]

"her [8:38 PM]: how is u
Me [8:38 PM]: me is very horny ho"

Bwahahhahahaah. Funny shiet man. I'm actually gonna use that line. See what kind of reaction I get. I'm gonna wear that line out! hahah


-Shadow

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I danced till midnight when the sky turned black,
It is hard to dance with the Devil on your back.
They buried my body and thought I'd gone,
But I am the dance and I still go on.

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

Originally posted by Smooth as Anything:
That book would make millions.

I'm thinking of getting John Cusack of 'Serendipity' to write the preface.

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[Flyguy3663]

Green,

I think you are mistaking Macking for Neg Hitting. Your skillz suck dude. all you were doing is putting her down. dont expect her to ask to blow you now.

your game really needs work. instead of being a pr1ck to her you should be at least asking some q's and starting a convo.

i went through that phase where i thought the only way to get girls was be a neg htting jerk. your not gonna get pvssy like that though. it just doesn't work like that.

you can talk to girls like krap all u want but ask yourself this: when was the last time you ACTUALLY got layed???? handjobs dont count

work on that game a little and stop being such a d1ck

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

Originally posted by StuartScott x 2:
This site has sunk to a new low.

Word up.


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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[TheCloser]

yeah that was gay...macking on AOL what the F@#$???