"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to just **** this girl

Couto

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I'm in my first year of college and I am 100% certain that this girl likes me. I won't get into why but rest assured that she does. She is not the most prettiest girl but a plain jane and I want to just **** her and end it there but I'm worried she may want a relationship. She lives a 20 min walk away from the campus and I want to know how I could go about this, I was potentially thinking about asking if she was a virgin just to get into sexual talk. I know she may not be the type to just **** with no strings attached but I'm willing to attempt it.
Any suggestions?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Phuck her first, worry about the rest later...... seriously.


When and IF she does bring up the relationship talk, simply tell her you think she's awesome, but your just looking to have fun and if that's cool, then we can keep hanging out, if not you understand.

I know its a crazy thought, but if your straight-forward the girl will respect you and when they like you, they agree to almost anything you say with the hopes in the back of their head of being able to change your mind.

This method has been tried and true on several phuck buddies.






PIMP
 

Couto

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Well that's good to know but how do I go about the process of doing so?
Btw I'm sadly a virgin
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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