This is in response to someone post on how to handle a ONS, how this is helpful to others as well.
There are many ways you can handle ONSs but the first thing you must know is that you MUST protect yourself. And no I'm not only talking about strapping. In today's society women can accuse you of anything and usually get away with it so be sure to always protect yourself just in case.
Rules
never give or ask for names
leave the condom on the floor
never get out of bed first unless you plan on leaving before she gets up, otherwise lay in bed and wait for her to get up first and wait for her reaction.
play the role
During your course of ONSs you will encounter many different type of reactions from women. Here they are:
1- WTF HAPPENED?? DID WE HAVE SEX?? (b!tch is going crazy)
2- ok that's done and over with. now let me get out of here.
3- i haven't had someone to hold like this for a while, it feels good. i might lay here some more and enjoy while it lasts.
These are the most familar 3 and there maybe some variations on number 3 as well.
Now how do you deal with these?
1- For the crazy *****, usually when you wake up its because she's ****ing screaming and going crazy thinking she was raped or she can't believe she had sex. Remember your a fvcking stranger so don't try to comfort her it won't work, if anything it will creep her out more.
Remember the saying, "If you can't beat them, join them." well that works best here. Do the same thing she's doing. After she goes ballistic on you and wakes you up, you start to freak out as well.
DJ:WHO ARE YOU??!wtf, did we have sex?? how did we get here?!?!? i have a girlfriend and i was saving myself for her. what the hell happened. omg what am i going to tell her......(do all the expressions, emotions, etc)
This will confuse the crap out of her and she will start to feel sympathetic towards you. These b!tches can cause the worst problems so deal with them wisely or not at all.
2- ok for these types of women, they got exactly what they wanted and are not looking for seconds. they will wake up, notice their situation and probably get dressed and leave. You can either do the same or just wait till she leaves and then leave. you should not initiate a conversation with the female.
3- This type of female most likely you will notice when she wakes up. She will realize the situation and perhaps she likes you or just wants comfort but she will go back to sleep and try to cuddle with you or something along those lines. sleep for a little while longer and when u do decide to give up, show her some affection as to not piss her off. Then go about your ways.
For situations 2&3 you should generally act normal/nice/gentlemanly if the chance arises.
Now your probably wondering why the condom is on the floor. Well that's just in case you get a crazy b!tch thinking you busted in her and might have gotten her pregnant. To save yourself the drama and possibly a court case, play out all of situation number 1 and then all of a sudden stumble across the condom on the floor. make it known and clear that you found it so she knows as well. Then after that get rid of that sh!t.
There are many ways you can handle ONSs but the first thing you must know is that you MUST protect yourself. And no I'm not only talking about strapping. In today's society women can accuse you of anything and usually get away with it so be sure to always protect yourself just in case.
Rules
never give or ask for names
leave the condom on the floor
never get out of bed first unless you plan on leaving before she gets up, otherwise lay in bed and wait for her to get up first and wait for her reaction.
play the role
During your course of ONSs you will encounter many different type of reactions from women. Here they are:
1- WTF HAPPENED?? DID WE HAVE SEX?? (b!tch is going crazy)
2- ok that's done and over with. now let me get out of here.
3- i haven't had someone to hold like this for a while, it feels good. i might lay here some more and enjoy while it lasts.
These are the most familar 3 and there maybe some variations on number 3 as well.
Now how do you deal with these?
1- For the crazy *****, usually when you wake up its because she's ****ing screaming and going crazy thinking she was raped or she can't believe she had sex. Remember your a fvcking stranger so don't try to comfort her it won't work, if anything it will creep her out more.
Remember the saying, "If you can't beat them, join them." well that works best here. Do the same thing she's doing. After she goes ballistic on you and wakes you up, you start to freak out as well.
DJ:WHO ARE YOU??!wtf, did we have sex?? how did we get here?!?!? i have a girlfriend and i was saving myself for her. what the hell happened. omg what am i going to tell her......(do all the expressions, emotions, etc)
This will confuse the crap out of her and she will start to feel sympathetic towards you. These b!tches can cause the worst problems so deal with them wisely or not at all.
2- ok for these types of women, they got exactly what they wanted and are not looking for seconds. they will wake up, notice their situation and probably get dressed and leave. You can either do the same or just wait till she leaves and then leave. you should not initiate a conversation with the female.
3- This type of female most likely you will notice when she wakes up. She will realize the situation and perhaps she likes you or just wants comfort but she will go back to sleep and try to cuddle with you or something along those lines. sleep for a little while longer and when u do decide to give up, show her some affection as to not piss her off. Then go about your ways.
For situations 2&3 you should generally act normal/nice/gentlemanly if the chance arises.
Now your probably wondering why the condom is on the floor. Well that's just in case you get a crazy b!tch thinking you busted in her and might have gotten her pregnant. To save yourself the drama and possibly a court case, play out all of situation number 1 and then all of a sudden stumble across the condom on the floor. make it known and clear that you found it so she knows as well. Then after that get rid of that sh!t.
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