We've all been to dances before, whether they are for school or some other youth organization, dances can be one of the most crutial ways to meet a nice girl. It can also be a disaster. He are some tips and inspirational tales of the dance:
Preparation before the dance:
1) The usual shower and shaving.
2) For clothes, don't just wear your street clothes. Try to wear a nice button silky shirt with a cool design on it(EX: Ghetto shirts). Baggy pants are essential for the date.
3)Cologne, expect you need to spray it in 4 seperate places. Your face, back of the neck and your wrists. Why the wrists? Because you might put your arm around a lady.
4) Now that you look good you have come up with a plan to get ass. DON'T TRUST YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU HOOK UP WITH A LADY. You have do to that by yourself.
At the dance:
Ok, don't just run in and find a lady. Take your time. Talk with your friend for a like 20 minutes and then go for a hook up. OR... What you could do is start to dance around on the floor and then just walk away.
So you are there are the dance. Good, give yourself a pat on the back. Now I hope you know how to dance. Here's a tip, it's all in the ass. This may seem hard to grasp, but don't worry about how your feet move. Girls aren't starring at your feet, they are looking at your ass. So just start dancing, and look around at the pretty ladies. Don't stare for too long, or girls might call you a stalker.
As you are dancing find a target...a good target. Slowly dance towards her. DON'T ASK HER TO DANCE. Just grab your balls and go in! Now if she's with a group of friends she might not want to leave them. If that's the case, then screw her...she's a *****! What you should do is just come up from behind and start grinding her ass. That way her friends will realize that she is with a REAL man and leave you two alone. Start talking to her with a nice conversation.
After a while when you get the feeling that you two need to kick things up a notch, it's time to work on hooking up. DON'T ASK HER TO KISS! Just kiss her on the cheeks and then she will make out with you. If that fails, then just make out with her.(Note: There are other ways to make out with her.)
After the hook up, continue dancings, get the # and split. Easy right...no!
Inspirational Stories
One time at an 8th grade dance, I started to slow dance with this girl, and I kissed her. She then kissed me back. We still slow danced the entire night, even during fast music.
In 9th grade I sat by the side and a few chairs over was this hotter and older girl. I moved a seat over...then I moved back...then a seat over again...then back. So we started talking and in five minutes we hooked up.
In 10th grade this girl I was dancing with didn't want to hook up. So we sat and talked for a few minutes and then hooked up.
Preparation before the dance:
1) The usual shower and shaving.
2) For clothes, don't just wear your street clothes. Try to wear a nice button silky shirt with a cool design on it(EX: Ghetto shirts). Baggy pants are essential for the date.
3)Cologne, expect you need to spray it in 4 seperate places. Your face, back of the neck and your wrists. Why the wrists? Because you might put your arm around a lady.
4) Now that you look good you have come up with a plan to get ass. DON'T TRUST YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU HOOK UP WITH A LADY. You have do to that by yourself.
At the dance:
Ok, don't just run in and find a lady. Take your time. Talk with your friend for a like 20 minutes and then go for a hook up. OR... What you could do is start to dance around on the floor and then just walk away.
So you are there are the dance. Good, give yourself a pat on the back. Now I hope you know how to dance. Here's a tip, it's all in the ass. This may seem hard to grasp, but don't worry about how your feet move. Girls aren't starring at your feet, they are looking at your ass. So just start dancing, and look around at the pretty ladies. Don't stare for too long, or girls might call you a stalker.
As you are dancing find a target...a good target. Slowly dance towards her. DON'T ASK HER TO DANCE. Just grab your balls and go in! Now if she's with a group of friends she might not want to leave them. If that's the case, then screw her...she's a *****! What you should do is just come up from behind and start grinding her ass. That way her friends will realize that she is with a REAL man and leave you two alone. Start talking to her with a nice conversation.
After a while when you get the feeling that you two need to kick things up a notch, it's time to work on hooking up. DON'T ASK HER TO KISS! Just kiss her on the cheeks and then she will make out with you. If that fails, then just make out with her.(Note: There are other ways to make out with her.)
After the hook up, continue dancings, get the # and split. Easy right...no!
Inspirational Stories
One time at an 8th grade dance, I started to slow dance with this girl, and I kissed her. She then kissed me back. We still slow danced the entire night, even during fast music.
In 9th grade I sat by the side and a few chairs over was this hotter and older girl. I moved a seat over...then I moved back...then a seat over again...then back. So we started talking and in five minutes we hooked up.
In 10th grade this girl I was dancing with didn't want to hook up. So we sat and talked for a few minutes and then hooked up.
