"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to go about this?

twotyme

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Well things with this girl got started as sort of a **** buddy relationship with this girl i met a while back at the mall-shes gonna be 16 in a few weeks and id say shes about a hb6-7. well im 18 and we already had sex-in fact thats mainly what she likes to do. well i really didnt want to get into a relationship since i should be leaving soon for the Air Force but she says she wants to be more than just f buddies. Im kinda thinkin about goin for more but 1 problem is her parents(which i havent even met yet hate me) since they found out that we've been having sex. another thing is they live right across from my AF recruiter and her dad got mad and even tried to get my address and other info off of him but he couldnt give it out. so if i decide to go for this how should i go about things?-i mean will i just have to pretty much go out with her behind her parents' backs?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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twotyme

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no i mean if i decide to actually go out with her. any input appreciated especially on her parents hating me
 

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Who cares what the parents think, your real concern should be that you're leaving for the Air Force. If you're fcuk buddies and you leave, everything is cool, but if you're in a relationship and leave, then there will just be emotional problems to deal with when she cheats on you.
 
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