"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How to go about asking for a partner for Donkey Calf Raise?

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protienpowder

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My gym does not have one of those donkey calf raise machines so I am going to need someone to help me with the exercise. The thing is I don't know anyone at the gym. My question is, how would i go about asking someone there to sit on my back while I do the movement?

http://www.exercisegoals.com/images/donkeyraises1.jpg

I don't want to appear gay or anything. I was thinking I could wear a ring on my marriage finger to symbolize I'm not gay. I'm not married, but it would act as a safeguard. Or maybe I could ask a big body builder guy there to help me. He'll probably understand the importance of the exercise on the calves and maybe he's gay himself so he'll have no problem with it.

Anyone else had this problem before? My gym does have a regular calf exercise machine, but the standing position on that one does not match the intensity of the donkey calf raise.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alle_Gory

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Get a chick.

"Hey baby, want a ride?"


Semi-joking. Get one of your friends to help out. Must be female. Heavier is better.
 
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Desert Fox

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1. buy a big mac
2. tie to a stick.
3. lure fat chick to gym and get her on ur back somehow, maybe gotta rent a crane for thsi part.
4. tie stick to front podium thing
5. ???
6. profit
 
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Flyer

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lol. short shorts they're wearing in that picture.

Are you seriously asking advice on how to get a guy to ride you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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