"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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how to give her an orgasm while shes on her period(without going down)

Zerotwoonenine

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now guys i am sure that u no when girls are on, they have hormones flowing and everything, i am sure that maybe some of you even had your gf on your bed,u 2 saying not doing anything cause shes on, u both get turned on but u cant do anything about it because u r both uncomfortable about going down there while shes on, she leaves your house disappointed and horney, so do u.
BUT NOW GUYS,I FOUND THE ANSWER-HOW TO GIVE HER AN INTENSE ORGASM WITH OUT EVEN GOING DOWN!!
this is what you do, have your usual foreplay, kiss, talk dirty, whisper etc, you know the drill.
Then tell her to go on top of you(you dont even have to ask to take her undies off, trust me this works) when shes sufficiently turned on, the tell her to open her legs on one of your legs, so you two should be in the missionary position with her on top, but her legs should be opened and her thing in on one of your legs, then tell her top rub her self on your leg while you move at the same time, just like you two are having real sex. This will rub her **** without u going down and eventually she will reach it-trust me:up:
After that she can go on you(thats your reward):cool:
Now guys try it next time, but now give me rep cause it is guarranted to work!!
 

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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is what is killing so suave right here.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 

Zerotwoonenine

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rep me up man my girl loved it last night, she didnt even take her undies off!!!
 

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Thats seirously lame. Whenever my GFs on her period, i simply put a towel under har ass and fck her as i usually would (without a condem, never used one before :) )

If you look at my PAST posts, you might be able to find the one about the first time we did it on her period... haha.. a great read if ur interested.......
 

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oh comon guys u would go down while shes on?? dont your girls find that it hurts while they are on??
my girl does, but since we have only done it like 5 times and been virgins before, maybe thats y.
anyways ok this tip is for under 20s, since up 20s got enough experience.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Actually my GF is a lot hornier when shes on her period, and since its all wet with blood its much smoother too... U just gotta not think about the blood part and enjoy the feeling part :) But of course afterwards there is a bit of a uncomfort when u go to the restroom to wash the stuff offf.. lol...... but damn.. seeing as i dont have sex with my GF very often because of things that keep us apart , there was a 3 month period which coincidently, everytime we had sex she was on her period. lol... but seriously i love it.... Fck i just feel like a raging savage beast when i am tearin it up with blood comin out...
 

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my gf is the same, she gets so turned on when shes on, but she says it hurts too much when shes on and she wont even take her undies off, so i just have to live with it.
Well i gues this tip is for those with a girl like mine then, get horny when they are on but wont let u go down.
 

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you guys are fvcking sick. enough said.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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Shower sex if your of compatable size. (any tips on postitions Bible Belt?)

Regular sex with a towel. DonDan is right, it feels really good because she is so slippery. I just keep the lights off when I clean up and get rid of everything so I never have to see anything gross. Out of sigt, out of mind.

If you're good at dirty talking then after enought kissing and non-vaginal forplay you can get down to underwears and simulate as you tell her exactly how you are gonna f^ck her when she's done. If she c^ms regularly you can get her to c^m like this.

Or the surefire, non-gross way is just use a vibrator on the outside of her panties. Let her give you a BJ or HJ.

Of course, sometimes it's really good (especially in an LTR) to get her as horny as possible on her period but make her wait till she is done. Especially if you can do it every day she is on.
 

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Yuck. I try not to get grossed out... but yuck.

The shower is the only compromise that works for me. Size differences should not be that big of a deal if she is flexible.

Another benefit of the shower is that it is much easier to talk a girl into letting you spray cvm on her, porn-star style. :rockon:
 

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Dude! I used this technique a month ago with my girlfriend, using my imagination. Worked like a charm. Also worked on her upper body with my mouth and hands. It's a great alternative for when she has her period and it's good for some variation.
It's still a bummer that you can't come inside of her, but still a great way to show her that you appreciate her. And she'll want to reciprocate.

She didnt even have her pants off, just the shirt and bra. You just gotta have the skills down and know how to turn her on and get her off. Period.

For all you period fuuckers :p.... That's just sick, man.
This pirate doesn't cross the red sea.
 

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I've seen female dogs hump human's legs before like you described what your gf did. It's kinda weird.
 
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