TheMonkeyKing
Master Don Juan
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Go.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You the real MVP.Tictac said:Give me her number.
Excellent. I knew this years ago, but just forgot. Gonna try it out on my new '94 plate at the weekend :crazy:logicallefty said:- Trim your nails.
- Lick and suck her \|/ little bit by writing each letter of the alphabet with your tounge (I read that one not too long ago actually, it really works well).
- When she is nice and wet and starting to moan, take your index and middle fingers, put them in her \|/ and find her G-spot
- While on the G-spot move your two fingers towards yourself in a "come here" motion. Press down on the G-spot a little but not too hard.
- Keep your fingers in action in the "come here" motion and at the same time go back to sucking and licking the \|/ at the same time
- Watch her :crazy:
- Thank me for helping you give her the best O of her life :yes:
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
This. Girls don't want to fvck a guy that's quiet and timid in bed. They want to be fvcked into submission by a man.apprenticedj said:It starts way before you reach the bedroom. You need to get her worked up, start off light with seemingly innocent physical contact and build from there. Work your way to kissing and start talking dirty. Escalate from there.
Remember to dominate, keep up the dirty talk, pull some hair and smack some a**! Don't be timid AT ALL.
It may seem corny at first but try it and you will be amazed how she responds. Dominant talk combined with emotional talk triggers some very wonderful things inside a girl.TheMonkeyKing said:Yeah yeah.
I heard all about the sexy talk and that. It just seems well corny, like I'm making a porno or summat. Or equal to like a sh!t chat up line. May be it's just a confidence thing. Guess am just wary of her cracking up in hysterical laughter.
What lines and what kind of delivery??
I was the same way but I started opening up more as I banged more chicks since my divorce. **** works.TheMonkeyKing said:Yeah yeah.
I heard all about the sexy talk and that. It just seems well corny, like I'm making a porno or summat. Or equal to like a sh!t chat up line. May be it's just a confidence thing. Guess am just wary of her cracking up in hysterical laughter.
What lines and what kind of delivery??
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
TheMonkeyKing said:Yeah yeah.
I heard all about the sexy talk and that. It just seems well corny, like I'm making a porno or summat. Or equal to like a sh!t chat up line. May be it's just a confidence thing. Guess am just wary of her cracking up in hysterical laughter.
What lines and what kind of delivery??
I struggle with this as well, I think it sounds pretty "staged" when I'm saying it, but girls love it, especially if you tell them what you are going to do to them or want to do to them, you know they're loving it when they start asking you what's next or what you gonna do to my (insert body part here)Partizan said:I was the same way but I started opening up more as I banged more chicks since my divorce. **** works.