ANyone every had a problem where they are out at a club with someone or dinner or whatever and get the farts, runs, or just bloated feeling where they gotta go every 30 minutes. Last night im out with this chick from work and the Taco Bell i ate starts digesting really fast. I kept farting (silently) and i knew i had to **** real bad. I basically ended the date early and told her i had a headache. But how would you do it or get through the night?>
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How to get through a date with mad GAS
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AFC-Murdaz
Senior Don Juan
find a bathroom if you startr having this feeling, tell her you just need to use the bathroom
i dont think it'll affect the relationship, just dont come out smelling bad
i dont think it'll affect the relationship, just dont come out smelling bad
Chewy Bagel
Senior Don Juan
Is this another one of those things that happens in high school?
Nope, actually this is a bona fide question (heheh) which, if anything, belongs in the H&F forum.
But, I'll quickly answer here since I have gaseous experience.
Take beano which is an enzyme found in almost any health food store. I haven't farted in ten years.
ROFL... sorry man.
Anyway, the problem is most likely digestive. Start eating some vegetables and don't go to Taco Bell if you have digestion problems, and maybe try to go to the bathroom before the date. If this is a serious problem you're having (you're VERY flatulent) talk to a doc, there are people who have actual conditions for which you can take a pill that eases up your digestion system.
Anyway, the problem is most likely digestive. Start eating some vegetables and don't go to Taco Bell if you have digestion problems, and maybe try to go to the bathroom before the date. If this is a serious problem you're having (you're VERY flatulent) talk to a doc, there are people who have actual conditions for which you can take a pill that eases up your digestion system.
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I always keep some packets of Gas-X in my wallet.. i worked landscaping for years and knew that the worst thing when cutting lawns was having to take a massive shyt when there was no bathroom in site for miles.. 2 packets of Gas-X is all you need.. get the chewables.. i promise you.. after the first chewable hits your stomach.. it will all end.. lol
AFC-Murdaz
Senior Don Juan
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fm2
Don Juan
I had a girl over, that I've been seeing lately, to watch a movie last night. God did I have to fart!!!
What is it about chicks that make you have to fart? I go to the bathroom for a pee, and do you think I could get a fart outts me. No damn way!! Must be something about being seated with an arm around a chick that makes fart gas swell up to ten times it's volume, but all but disappear when you're having a pee
So then later I'm giving her a full body massage and I'm leaning over and, like the song says.... "Oops, there it is."
What is it about chicks that make you have to fart? I go to the bathroom for a pee, and do you think I could get a fart outts me. No damn way!! Must be something about being seated with an arm around a chick that makes fart gas swell up to ten times it's volume, but all but disappear when you're having a pee
So then later I'm giving her a full body massage and I'm leaning over and, like the song says.... "Oops, there it is."
HighLowJack
Don Juan
I was out on a date with this really hot girl. But the thing was, it wasn't me that had the gas. She did. It almost seemed like she was proud of it. I think it was are first date too. It seemed like every chance she got, she leaned over and lifted her right bun, and ripped one. She thought it was the funniest thing ever. Then she wafted the gas over to me. It was terrible, and I couldn't believe it. This went on all night, even when we were making out. She would pull away from my lips and make this crazy straining face and proceed to lift her left bun. Ones again it was loud and ones again she wafted it at me.
If she wasn't screaming hot, I don't think I would have put up with it. Especially on are first date.
If she wasn't screaming hot, I don't think I would have put up with it. Especially on are first date.
First of all, don't go to a mexican restaurant on a date. You're just asking for it. Especially a place like Taco HELL.
Next, the bloated feeling is probably from holding in your farts too much. If you hold in enough, then it starts to give you that uncomfortable bloated feeling, almost like you have a stomachache. I remember when I was in school and studying in the library with a lot of people around, and I had to fart. Usually I just sort of held it in, and I tried antacids, and it didn't do sh!t. Later I found out what I just told you.
Try going somewhere a little lighter when you go on a date, preferably a place with salad. The more meat you eat, the more your farts will stink too. Just another tip. You'd think this happens to me all the time, given how long this post turned out to be, but it hasn't happened to me before on a date.
Next, the bloated feeling is probably from holding in your farts too much. If you hold in enough, then it starts to give you that uncomfortable bloated feeling, almost like you have a stomachache. I remember when I was in school and studying in the library with a lot of people around, and I had to fart. Usually I just sort of held it in, and I tried antacids, and it didn't do sh!t. Later I found out what I just told you.
Try going somewhere a little lighter when you go on a date, preferably a place with salad. The more meat you eat, the more your farts will stink too. Just another tip. You'd think this happens to me all the time, given how long this post turned out to be, but it hasn't happened to me before on a date.