"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How to get this b*tch back

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Im not one to call any girl a bi*ch but honestly this chick at work is a complete bi*ch and crossed the line. Im looking to get her back, he embarrassed me and made me feel like sh*t. A while ago I told her if she continues to act like that and give everyone an attitude shes going to die lonely and un happy. Seems to phase her a bit. This time it just pissed me off. I did one wrong thing at work, and she went off on me. She isnt even my manager is what gets me. I didnt want to say fu*k you you cu*t because I might get fired. So I took it, but taking it made me feel like a bi*ch my self.

What would you guys do to get someone back that yelled at you?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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f283000 said:
A lot of times aggressive women will bully/pick on nice guys they are attracted to signaling that you need to man up.
Shes like that to most people, atleast I think she is. When I step it up she has no comback, its weird. Thanks for the advice man, maybe u r right. Im letting the fact of my job get in the way. Im on probation and it wouldn't look good if I get fired, which is why im being careful.

Oh and get this, I found out through other people apparently shes a lesbian. But I dont believe it for a second tho, i think shes bi sexual.
 

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Try this -
1. Next time she goes off at you just stand there, stare her down, slowly shake your head from side to side like you would do with a ranting child and turn and walk away.
That sends her the message that you are not fazed by her explosion and it also protects your position .

If she goes off a second time after that, do this -
2. Stand absolutely statue-like when she is ranting, wait one or two seconds after she is done and then burst out in laughter , roll your eyes and walk away.

Say NOTHING in either case.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The past two responses are probally my best bet..Thanks for the answers guys
 

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Freeze her out, simple as that. If she bothers you just say "whatever" and walk away.
 

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The secretary at my job is like that, loud, ghetto thinks shes the boss of everyone. I have no problems telling her to shut up, she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. Then when she starts acting all ghetto and cursing, I just stare at her and tell her to prove what she's saying. I keep asking questions and dismantling her anwsers until its obvious that she has no idea what she is talking about. Then I make a joke so we all can laugh and talk about something light and move on. She knows the score, she just got owned, and every knows it, but I don't rub it in her face. She treats me like a son now, but I know better than to trust that harpy.
 

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Long story short I found out shes bi-polar. Just like my self. Which is probably why we clash so much. Im going to have to work with her on Sunday for some schedule ****. I appreciate all of your answers guys, im def going to keep them in mind for the next time she acts up.
 
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