"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to get the girls to agree to this?

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I got to know this cool and funny girl, let's call her Emma. I am not ready for a relationship so I told her that I wanted to be sexual with her and much of what follows a relationship, but just being friends. So we watch movies together, have fun, go to parties, cuddle a lot and have sex.

She has introduced me to a friend of her. She is Vietnamese, let's call her Kimmy, and Emma knows I like Asian women.
Emma sort of "tried" to hook me and Kimmy up, and Kimmy seems at least mildly interested. She jokingly asks me stuff like "want to go on a date with me?" "Want to watch a romantic movie with me?" and Emma and Kimmy joke a bit about this.

It could be that Kimmy and I were to get together, but Emma told me that she would think it is cool if Kimmy and I got together, but if that happened, Emma and I wouldn't spend time together anymore. I said like "WTF?" and she said "Well, maybe when you hang out with Kimmy and stuff, but it wouldn't be the same, it wouldn't be what we have now".


I've jokingly suggested threesoms and that they could share me, but they call me a pervert :p And Emma says it wouldn't work because they are friends and it would just seem wrong (they have kissed before though!).

I think part of this could be a test for me to see if I am material for a long term relationship, but I think they also want me to hook up with Kimmy. She recently broke up with her boyfriend too, and I think she is interested in getting a new boyfriend.

I don't want to ruin things with Emma, but I want Kimmy too. Kimmy is very hot and I like Asian girls so much.. They are both very sweet people.

How do I suggest to these girls that they can both share me?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jon55

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This is a tip how?
 
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