"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How to get tested for STDs

SargeMaximus

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Doctor can order a test on routine physical with bloodwork and urine. You’re also pseudo tested for blood bourne STDs when you donate. I recommend all of us get an annual physical and to donate blood at least once a year.

You can also go to planned parenthood in some states. They will test for STDs, and is fully covered by your state government.

If you wear condoms for all sexual contact, the chance of contracting the major STDs is infinitesimal bordering on impossible. STDs are transmitted mostly by unprotected sexual acts such as bare BJs, and high risk acts such as anal sex where condoms are likely to not be used or are shredded in the act. Even while bare backing, vaginal sex isn’t that likely to transmit from female to male.
I can’t donate blood because I took acne medicine as a teen. Any other options?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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