"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to get rid of crazy chick. help!

jay07

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Long story short, hook up with this chick one time. Met her thru mutual friend. I believed she wanted to just be fb but it all unfolded.

My friend texts me and asks if id be upset if he went to baseball game with ber i said not at all. Well after she begs ke to come over, i said im not gonna interupt her and my buddys hangout. Then shtf. She assumed i was upset she invited him, i told her were not dating so idc who she hangs out with not to worry. Than she tries spinning it saying "i was looming for fun you wanna date blaa blaa bye!". To me that meant shes faking it and was upset i said i wouldnt date her because of her age (im 24 shes 19). So ive been trying to get her to get on my buddy but she wont budge. She just keeps telling me how she wants to bang me.

Should i turn afc on her and pretend i wanna get married and crap? I need to trick her somehow into not liking me anymore before she sees me out woth another chick and makes a bunch of crap up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I tried. She blows me up constantly. And ive demonstrated we are not exlusive but all she says is "everyone knows im feeling you" . I dont have it in me to be an a hole to her, she already brought up "im just a fvck to you!" The only good part about this is she doesnt kno where i live
 

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I justtold her as long as were on the same page about things than everytbings fine. And then i told her im ocd so if she can deal with me watching her take her birth control everytime we have sex than we can hookup, she says oh" i take it the same time everyday so you wont unless ur around lol" so now im gonna tell her she needs to snapchat it to me
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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jay07 said:
The only good part about this is she doesnt kno where i live
that's the good news.

find out what she likes, and tell her you like the opposite.

take her to see a romantic movie and ball your eyes out, and then swing by the liquor store and finish off a pint of whiskey and tell her all about your personal problems with your mom or something.

spend the night at her place and pee the bed.
 

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Thsts actually a brilliant idea. And after im done i could try to eff her but go straight for anal no foreplay, shell priby be disgusted
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
find out what she likes, and tell her you like the opposite.

take her to see a romantic movie and ball your eyes out, and then swing by the liquor store and finish off a pint of whiskey and tell her all about your personal problems with your mom or something.

spend the night at her place and pee the bed.
I LOL'd on this one.

It reminded me of one of my first posts on this site, on a similar thread.

Do you really want her to leave you alone? Really? If that's the case then I have a simple solution:

Don't shower or put on deodorant for three days. Then call her up and tell her you want to meet for coffee so you can talk about "girl stuff". Then show up with a 3 day old beard and a blonde wig and tell her you're thinking about crossing over and you want her to be your friend.
 

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She's testing you too see if you get mad or jealous. Throw a little fit in private and bang her.
 
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