"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to get rid of cigarette yellowness?

GloriouslyInsane

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Hi djs,i've been smoking for 5 years with no probs but lately out of nowhere my left cigerette fingers got a yellow color where they contact the cigs,one of the nails got a bit yellow too.I know this was to be expected and no, quitting is not an answer.

Please post only if you have some helpful advise,i was thinking on doing some peeling on the skin?

Thanks in advance,

GI.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jariel

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I remember that problem when I was a smoker. Don't worry, I'm not going to preach about quitting. It's something you'll do if and when you really want to, otherwise it's pointless trying.

As for the yellow fingers, simply scrub them with a nail brush and some soap. It gets the job done. No need to go rough, just use decent soap if it's not working.
 

donjuanjovi

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Quitting would solve the problem. :nono:

Although why the hell would you listen to me? A scrub brush and some detergent should do the trick. Don't peel off your skin!
 

GloriouslyInsane

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Thanks alot fellas i'll try this as soon as i get home!

Cheers.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Call_Me_Daddy

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GloriouslyInsane said:
Hi djs,i've been smoking for 5 years with no probs but lately out of nowhere my left cigerette fingers got a yellow color where they contact the cigs,one of the nails got a bit yellow too.I know this was to be expected and no, quitting is not an answer.

Please post only if you have some helpful advise,i was thinking on doing some peeling on the skin?

Thanks in advance,

GI.
Switch to weed.
 
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