How to get my girlfriend to suck my ****

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Im desperate on this, whenever me and my gf are making out im the one touchin her all over but she doesnt touch me, she might grab my shoulder but thats it. She hasnt made any sexual advances, its only me! who does it. Its pissin me off. Weve been goin out for 2 months and i want her to give me head allready!!!
 

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LOL, wow...what an impatient horny little kid.

Maybe you should give us more details. Does she let you kiss her? Is she just cold and not really responsive?

I guess an obvious statement would be that she's just not that physically attracted to you, but if you're trying to find the 5 Step guide to get a Girl to SVck you D!ck, I don't think you're going to find it here. Maybe she's not the kinda girl that wants to do that kinda thing...Not everyone is super-turned on by giving head like you see in those pornos.
 

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I'm not sure but every girl I've met has wanted to suck Mr. Chorizo! I've never had to do it but I would lick and suck her fingers then ask, " Can you think of anything you'd like to suck?".:D

So many women say that oral is gross. I've always tried to make it a lil silly. I wa mac'in with one chick. Finally got my finger into her. Ipulled it out then stuck it in mymouth and said,"Mmm tastes good". She laughed then jokingly called me a pig. Then she ended up fu@king the sh!t out of me. I think they go for the sense of humor! OH, and su@ked my d!ck.
 

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i hear warms apple pies feel exactly like pussies.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Buy her a pair of shoes.
You better not buy shoes for a chick unless they are at least 4" heels. I got an ex some, and it was worth it even before the sex because of the moment when she looked at the shoes, then looked at me, and the look on her face when it dawned on her, "Heyyy...You're going to fvck me in these, aren't you?"

Some girls just don't like sucking d!ck as much as other girls. But if she thinks you might dump her and she has to pull out all the tricks, then you will get head galore. People break up when one is not meeting the other's needs. Have you considered that possibility? Would you dump her to find a different girl who was a deep throat queen? If she at least thinks that you are considering it, then you will get a lot of head.
 

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well i have fingered her many times, but all she wants to do to me is just kiss. ITs annoying, how do i advance to sex!!!
 

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ooooh tell her you will spontaniously combust if she doesn't. Or tell her you have only 2 months to live. Or you could get your rocks off from a hooker then keep your current girl for fun and just keep going to hookers forever.
 

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just distance yourself from her for a while. Then she'll come around! But make sure to have fun while away from her. Make her feel a little jealous that your having fun without her. Then off comes the panties! Woohoo!!!!!!!
 

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It doesn't seem to me that you're getting her turned on, are you?
That's what you need to do, you need to get her horny first.
 

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Handjob first dude... WHen making out with her put her hand on your abs... Just hold it there.. Then just slide it slowly inside your pants.. Girls want to give us dudes handjobs.. It's a ****in' power trip for them.. GOod luck! Oh, and I've never had a time that I didn't turn a handjob into a *******..! Trust me man.. I'm speaking from experience!
 

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When I was 18, I was in two situations like yours. I would be making out with a random hook up and ask the girl while fingerbanging her, "Have you ever given a guy head before?" then I'd pause if I didn't get a reply, then I'd say, "Do you wanna try?". That worked for me.

If they said no, then good old fashioned begging works too.. ;)

My first girlfriend at that age didn't go down on me for a few months into the relationship. Finally, after I went down on her and made her *** for her first time, she returned the favor.

I'm assuming the girl is around your age. If so, you're going to need to give her some guidance and reassurance in bed.

EDIT: The guy's response above it good too. You'll need to guide her hand to your wang if she's being overly passive. Help her out by holding your hand over her's and start her hand moving up and down.
 

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Usually girls do it after you have gone down on them first.
 
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