"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How to get my girl to spit/swallow?

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Guys, (Not for sensitive readers)

I'm with a sexy, smart and fun girl. I've never lasted this long with anybody (1year and a month), but lately it's annoying me that she won't let me blow my load in her mouth. Don't get me wrong I still love her ofcourse and I know some of you will find it wierd, but my ex did it and I can only say that my eyes rolled from here to tokio from pleasure.

It's not actually the swallow part that intrests me the most, spitting is also ok, just blowing the load in the mouth.
I've talked about it with a friend and he has the same problem, that's why I'm posting it here.

I've tried the following:
- Talking about it... She once said she would do it but it never came to it, she to scared
- Eating strawberry jelly by the jar, to make sure it tasted good
- Not telling when it's comming, but I guess I feel to guilty about it to actually shoot, besides I'm taking to long to actually do it. Even doing some prestuff doesn't help

The fact that I want it so much is really annoying... Makes me consider going for other options to satisfy my needs. (I look like the guy from twilight - I know its massively gay but it seems to attract alot of women, seriously hot women. One promised me to set a tonguepiercing and blow me with it... I nearly cried (not really, but you know what I mean :D ) when i rejected her, though the option is most likely still open)

Somebody help me convince my girl to do it, I don't want to cheat but sometimes it's so hard to resist when she doesn't completly forefill my needs... (I seriously don't understand how some of you manage to last so long with a girl)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DJinTraining06

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how often does she blow u? My girl swallows wit no problem, she just rarely does it, maybe once every 2 months at best. She does it mad slow too which sux, but i agree in the mouth is so much better theres no comparison.
 

theunflushables

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Just blow your load on her face, that should do the trick.
 

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I have the same problem with my gf. She gives amazing head, I never have to ask for it and she does it almost every time we have sex. She's gone down on me for like 20-25 minutes a session, but when I'm ready to blow, she pulls off and just lets me go all over myself :)cuss:).

So I asked her about it one day, and she said she's never done it. She could be lying, but I reason if she likes me enough to give me ultra-sensual BJs all the time then she would take the jizz if she could stand it.

I don't think any of them like the taste, some just take it like a champ and swallow. One girl I had swallowed almost every single time---over a two and a half year period! That's like hundreds of loads. The trade-off was she wasn't very sexual and I always had initiate sexual contact.

I'm like you man, I would LOVE for her to start taking it. She doesn't even have to swallow. But, life is give and take. Not every girl likes it and that's just the way it is. I cant eat 5 lbs of strawberries everyday either.

I've also been with girls who make the most disgusted faced when they take it, and personally I'd rather have them just not do it if they're going to look like they just ate a caterpillar. I was with this chick once who took my load and seriously spent like 10 minutes hocking in the sink. Like Jeezus, do you have to be that dramatic? I know it's not exactly éclair filling but it ain't going to kill you.
 

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Colossus said:
I've also been with girls who make the most disgusted faced when they take it, and personally I'd rather have them just not do it if they're going to look like they just ate a caterpillar. I was with this chick once who took my load and seriously spent like 10 minutes hocking in the sink. Like Jeezus, do you have to be that dramatic? I know it's not exactly éclair filling but it ain't going to kill you.
:crackup:

So good, so true.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yeah...but after a girl catches a mouthful and then wants to KISS you...you manly guys get all squemish!

"EWWWWWWW! Don't kiss me with jizz in your teeth! Go brush first!":moon:
 

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WaterTiger said:
Yeah...but after a girl catches a mouthful and then wants to KISS you...you manly guys get all squemish!

"EWWWWWWW! Don't kiss me with jizz in your teeth! Go brush first!":moon:
Never had that problem with my ex, she alwayse drank water and cleaned her mouth out :up: god sometimes I miss her... I just had to ask and she'd go down and finish it off oraly :crazy:
 

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You poor sons of *****es... my girl says: "its offensive not to swallow" hahaha

She takes loads to the face like a champ and every time she gives me head it rapidly escalates to a throat-phucking session. Gotta love sexual women!
 

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Fuglydude said:
You poor sons of *****es... my girl says: "its offensive not to swallow" hahaha

She takes loads to the face like a champ and every time she gives me head it rapidly escalates to a throat-phucking session. Gotta love sexual women!
You go to hell... you go to hell and you die

:p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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thedude4242

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what repsectable good looking nice girl do you want swallowing ***? so many guys are complaining about no sex and your getting it so be totally happy and content with that.
 

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thedude4242 said:
what respectable good looking nice girl do you want swallowing ***?
Respectable and nice is no fun at all in bed.


thedude4242 said:
so many guys are complaining about no sex and your getting it so be totally happy and content with that.
It's more about the point than the specific act. If she liked him more, she'd do it.
 

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thedude4242 said:
what repsectable good looking nice girl do you want swallowing ***? so many guys are complaining about no sex and your getting it so be totally happy and content with that.
Please dont put woman on pedestals in this post... no need to make this an afc thread...

i'm getting her juices in my face when i go down on her...
 

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WaterTiger said:
Yeah...but after a girl catches a mouthful and then wants to KISS you...you manly guys get all squemish!

"EWWWWWWW! Don't kiss me with jizz in your teeth! Go brush first!"
Yeah why do girls insist on doing that? What makes you think we want to taste our own jizz??

The whole point of sex is to get my jizz ON HER! I dont want it on me, it was made inside my balls and I'm trying to get it out!! It's for you, girls!

What I don't get is that there would be almost no clean up if she just swallowed it. I mean going all over her is fun but she always has to shower. Why not just take it and be done?

Arrgghh now im just getting annoyed. :mad:
 

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WaterTiger said:
Yeah...but after a girl catches a mouthful and then wants to KISS you...you manly guys get all squemish!

"EWWWWWWW! Don't kiss me with jizz in your teeth! Go brush first!":moon:

If she swallows it first, you cant taste anything. I had a couple sneak attacks to learn that, but dont worry about it. I prefer they take a drink of water first, but its not like she's snowballing you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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thedude4242

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AFC? what are all the terms, abbrevations and lingo you use. some of you people think too much with all these strategies. there is not any set way to get woman. different stuff for different woman. if you where man enough you would just to tell her. I think you are the AFC wanting to know "HOW TO I GET MY GIRLS TO SWALLOW? be a man, if you hit it good she will swallow. you are talking like an AFC and complaining like a girl AFC guy.
 

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thedude4242 said:
AFC? what are all the terms, abbrevations and lingo you use. some of you people think too much with all these strategies. there is not any set way to get woman. different stuff for different woman. if you where man enough you would just to tell her. I think you are the AFC wanting to know "HOW TO I GET MY GIRLS TO SWALLOW? be a man, if you hit it good she will swallow. you are talking like an AFC and complaining like a girl AFC guy.
Lol I'm with eagle on this one... WTF are you babbling... :down:. Nobody is talking about strategy here, and if you would learn to read you would have read that he DID talk about it...
 

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how i get girls to swallow all the time or atleast take it in the mouth is first, don't tell them when ur busting. The second thing which has worked like a charm but is tough to pull off is making her think it's a priviledge to get to suck my d!ck.

Basically i hold off no sex, oral, fingering, for atleast a month. then i progress from some rubbing to straight sex. bang her for a few weeks then she kinda wants a bj because she can't have it. i don't act like i want it either. but i do have a problem getting off on oral even though i like it. i've had girls go down on me for a whole freakin hour. i would be frustrated, they would have sore necks and throats.

but ya, when you make it a rare thing, they'll want it more. Just like when i refused to bust in this girl, she begged me to do it inside her. when i rarely went down on them, they would beg me to do it, when i rarely asked for bj's they would beg just to give me one and take the whole load.
 

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The best thing to do is command her to swallow it while she's in the act. If she won't do it, she's not that into you.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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