How to get my girl to have sex with me?

[wxy372]

So many stupid posts here that I had to register and reply.

First of all, sex isn't some thing you have to "trick" a girl into. Sex is something girls want too, just like you chumps. Second of all, sex isn't such a fvcking huge deal. Third of all, it's this guys first sexual experience and you're giving him advice to go bareback on a random girl? That's great advice if you want to pay child support for the next 18 years or want to play Pókemon with STDs.

To OP: Next time you have the girl over just do what you did before. Makeout, rub/massage her erogenous zones, get her splashing wet. Massage her ****, put your fingers inside her. After a while just grab the damn condom from a drawer or whatever. Or just ask her "Want me to get a condom?". The responses will either be 1) yes or 2) you don't need a condom (get it, you don't wanna pay child support just yet).

PS. Worrying about her consent when she's laying on top of you.. NAKED is just ridiculous.

^Her response when I made the joke about it slipping in: "It better not."

Wise girl, doesn't wanna get knocked up or catch a disease.

 

[TheWolfMan]

Dude, pull the f@ckin trigger already! You're both dry humping naked, like wtf how does it not happen for you?! I mean I pull the whole condom thing without even asking, we'll be making out and dry humping boxers to panties and I'll get up throw the condom on and when I get back to the bed her panties are already off, its go time. Anyway I pretty much agree with everything SoSuave had to say.

 

[sageproduct]

Saw her for the first time in over a week yesterday. Just hung at her place for what turned out to be 5 hours, fooled around a bit but not too much because she was on her period and her roommate was around.

Next time I see her I'm going to have her over at my place, I live alone b1tches. I'll bring it up when we're getting hot and heavy and ask her "Are you ready to go all the way?"

 

[BeDJ]

5 hours? The f*ck? This isn't a line to get the new iPhone 7Gs. When she told you that she was on her period, you should have made up an excuse OF YOUR OWN and leave in 10 minutes flat. She is hand-feeding you.

Advice: Ignore her for a few days, if she initiates contact, tell her to come over for drinks and a movie. PERIOD.

PS: Just f*cking plunge her without saying all the bullsh*t

 

[sageproduct]

^Lol thanks for the input man, but I find that post to be a caricature of much of the advice given here.

I'm in relationship mode with this girl. She's a relationship type. I like her, I like hanging out with her. I'm not peacing out just because I'm not getting action that night lol. We basically talk every day, in fact she texted me after I left last night and also initiated contact with me today.

 

[BeDJ]

^Lol thanks for the input man, but I find that post to be a caricature of much of the advice given here.

I'm in relationship mode with this girl. She's a relationship type. I like her, I like hanging out with her. I'm not peacing out just because I'm not getting action that night lol. We basically talk every day, in fact she texted me after I left last night and also initiated contact with me today.

So what was the point of starting this thread if you already made up your pvssy whipped mind?