"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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- How to get my ex girlfriend back

Ryan

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hey guys hows it going,



a few days ago my girlfriend of 2 year broke up and she moved out.

Not gonna give you a ten page love story or anything, but it was stormy,rocky relationship. She cheated on me many times.

Well, to make a long story short, things are getting shh!itty....she wants me to give her BioChem textbooks back- otherwise she might call the police. (lol yeah I know):whistle:


soo..I was talking to my friend and he suggested I should put itching powder in the book; but my bloodlines flow with a vengeance and I wish to inflict a bit more harmful punishment....:box: i want to put some sort of lethal powder or spray in the book.....:)

sooo what should I do? lol

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt

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You've been here 7 1/2 years?

Wanting to do something vengeful to an ex is normal, but actually carrying it out is never a good idea. Just give her the book back without being a little terrorist about it, and go on with your life. The best revenge is living well.
 

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Get her back by showing her what she's missing out on. Revenge only makes you look bad.
 

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Ryan said:
hey guys hows it going,



a few days ago my girlfriend of 2 year broke up and she moved out.

Not gonna give you a ten page love story or anything, but it was stormy,rocky relationship. She cheated on me many times.

Well, to make a long story short, things are


soo..I was talking to my friend and he suggested I should put itching powder in the book; but my bloodlines flow with a vengeance and I wish to inflict a bit more harmful punishment....:box: i want to put some sort of lethal powder or spray in the book.....:)

sooo what should I do? lol

Thanks.
Mistake
 

lookyoung

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Ryan said:
hey guys hows it going,



a few days ago my girlfriend of 2 year broke up and she moved out.

Not gonna give you a ten page love story or anything, but it was stormy,rocky relationship. She cheated on me many times.

Well, to make a long story short, things are getting shh!itty....she wants me to give her BioChem textbooks back- otherwise she might call the police. (lol yeah I know):whistle:


soo..I was talking to my friend and he suggested I should put itching powder in the book; but my bloodlines flow with a vengeance and I wish to inflict a bit more harmful punishment....:box: i want to put some sort of lethal powder or spray in the book.....:)

sooo what should I do? lol

Thanks.
Anyone who has been here since 2000 should not have this type of problem. You started the relationship like an AFC. She cheated on you many times and you still stayed with her. Lets face it your girlfriend has moved on. She is probably fvcking some other guy.

Quit your idiotic AFC behavior. She was never right for you nor will she ever be. Forget about her, and next time your in a relationship be a man and have some respect for yourself. I know its hard to realize it now, but down the road you will be much happier if you never talk to this girl again.

Scroll down and read the DJ bible.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hi

lol i never started as an afc..........the first couple of months everything is smooth.........


i dunno I like revenge sometimes...:up:

also how did this thread end up in the high school forum? I graduated from high school many years ago? :nervous: I put this thread in the anything else forum.......b/c its not a women problem....all I wanted was revenge advice lol

i was here for seven years ......and I learnt a lot from the site....
 

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Revenge is for losers who care too much.
Give her her damn book back already and quit whining before you fvck yourself up any more.
 

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find out what chapter there in or maybe skip to the end of the book tear out like ever other 2 pagess. . that way she will fail that class

she wants to go to pages 105. .. but wait its not there its gone ! tear them fu***king pages out f**k that bi*Th who cares get to her level and cause trouble . hurt her feelings do water take her book and take super glue ..

super glu the pages lol! have fun
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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intel123 said:
find out what chapter there in or maybe skip to the end of the book tear out like ever other 2 pagess. . that way she will fail that class

she wants to go to pages 105. .. but wait its not there its gone ! tear them fu***king pages out f**k that bi*Th who cares get to her level and cause trouble . hurt her feelings do water take her book and take super glue ..

super glu the pages lol! have fun
theres a difference between being a jerk and being an a$$hole.
do you really want to waste YOUR TIME on anything to do with her?

make her come to get it, and hold it up for ransom or something when she gets there lol..
 

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BTW... yeah, the police will come to your house and make you give them her textbook. haha
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Wanting to do something vengeful to an ex is normal, but actually carrying it out is never a good idea.
Particularly after posting about it publicly. :rolleyes:


Lexie said:
Get her back by showing her what she's missing out on. Revenge only makes you look bad.
Sure, because obviously you two were made for each other. Move on and never look back.
 

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Throw the book out.

Let the b!tch call the cops.

She can't prove sh!t.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Lol super glueing the pages would be funny in my opinion. But that's not my better judgment. I say just give it back, and go find a new girl to screw. No point dwelling over the past. Revenge is pretty pointless and you might feel guilty about it after and just make the problem worse.
 

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Best to do nothing. Anything you do will feed your continued emotions.
Be the bigger person here.
At least you had "love". If she got nothing out of the relationship, that was her loss.
She is the one with the damaged personality,. not you.
Show it through your sensible actions.

Best thing to do is to work on yourself, to the point that you could care less what she did or did not do... because she is beneath you.
 
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