"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to get her wet...without touching the happy places

kickureface

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no boobs and no *****.
how do i make her wet this way? not gushing wet but somewhat moist? like during a movie where it's quiet and such
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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szof

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Inner thighs, neck (gentle nibbling on the side).

The best and most innocent place to begin your conquest: between her shoulderblades, just under her neck. Lick, then bite, then bite more firmly until she's moaning.

Why would you only want her to be "somewhat moist?"
 

kickureface

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hmm dunno. maybe that was a dumb idea for somewhat moist only.
are there other ways before i nibble lick bite etc, as in no mouth
 

Macgyver

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kickureface said:
no boobs and no *****.
how do i make her wet this way? not gushing wet but somewhat moist? like during a movie where it's quiet and such
Kiss her like you do to your own mother.
 

Leporello

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Very, very lightly, bite her ear.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Rudy_TubeSteak

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smell her neck and go in for a kiss BUT then pull out just before the lips touch.

using the tips of ur fingers, let it run lightly along the outline of her body, ears,chin, inside thighs, underside of her boobs where it meets the belly. hold her close when you get the chance

dont forget to use very strong eye contact like you are ravishing her with your eyes...just dont look at her like charles manson. **look at her with your mouth partly open and look down from her eyes to her mouth and then back to her eyes. use the same eye 'look' as if you been staring at a book or screen for hrs on end

if you get a chance you can rub her ***** from the outside of her clothes...only lightly.the feel of it will get her off no worries
 
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