"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How To Get Girls In The Club (instructional videos)

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Check this out. Here are a couple instructional videos on dancing and how to pickup a girl in the club. I just ran across these videos on various websites. Some are funny, but the humor serves the point to not take yourself so seriously. It's supposed to be fun, make the girl laugh and have a good time doing whatever you feel like.

http://www.sosuccessful.net/forum/showthread.php?p=252#post252

These three videos, include two which feature UrbanTea and PlayerSupreme (who used to post on Sosuave). I think the one by PlayerSupreme is also great because it shows you how to move to the beat and not look like a rhythmically-challenged idiot. The one by UrbanTea is quite funny, but creative at the same time.

Also, there are 16 How-to breakdancing videos as well. The break dance videos are just great. I never knew it was that easy until I looked at them. I can glide now! Seriously, check them out if you have a few minutes.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha this is retarded. and as for gliding its not that hard. its just a matter of getting used to it. anyone can really pick up the very basics og gliding in a week. but it was good comedy thanks!
 
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How to get girls in the club:

1. Don't be afraid to dance, even by yourself
2. Alot of play, not serious
3. Make sure you actually enjoy the venue, your happiness will determine your mood and mindset
4. I never try to be the life of the party, only contribute to it (Depends on your style)
5. Don't be a p*ssy
 
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