Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How to get girlfriend to stop cheating.

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studmuffin

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I've been with my current girlfriend for about 2 years now. She has cheated on me multiple times. I know of only 5 guys that have been with her while we've been engaged (all of them work with me and one is my surpervisor). I've confronted each of them and they promised not to do it again. The last time I caught her, she was getting pounded in my bed by one of her many guy friends. I seriously considered calling off the wedding which is only 4 months away. I don't want her to cheat on me again. We live in a small town and practically everyone knows of her infidelity which makes me feel less than a man. I call every night from work 4-5 times to see where she is. It's a shame I have to keep doing this but I know I must do my part to keep her faithful. I've showered her with gifts in the last month and I think it may be helping but it is really breaking my bank. She has said that she will not cheat on me anymore. She was crying when she told me this and seemed really sincere this time. She said she wanted to marry me and that since we weren't married, it really wasn't cheating anyway. How can I be sure she won't do this when we do get married?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten

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break up with her

cheating is never going to stop

you let her get away with it and she will continue thinking you will always let her get away with it just because she is a good crier and saying im sorry.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Please tell me you're a troll.

You're gonna get married in four months to some girl who has cheated on you?! Repeatedly?! With people you work with?! With your boss?!

She makes you feel like less of a man... and she tells you it isn't cheating if you're not married? WTF.

WTF.

Seriously, WTF.

WTF.
 

DJDamage

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Read the DJ Bible.

Some women never cheat, that action never even crosses their mind( or it has but they will never cross that boundry).

Once a woman crosses that line and cheats, she is capable to do this again. She decided to risk it all for 5 mins of fvck with another guy and you still thinking of marrying her? If you believe she won't do it again, I got a couple of magic beans I will like to sell you.

She and the guys she is doing it with are laughing behind your back because they know that you don't have the balls to dump her and she is taking you for a ride.

Nothing you can do but end this relationship for your sanity and go out and find women that do not cheat.

Say no to hoe's.
 

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She probably doesn't even consider it cheating since you're so okay with it (you put up with this 5 times????).

Sounds like you two have an open relationship.

I would start sleeping around if I were you...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DrSassyPants

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Dude. Showering her w/ gifts???? Why are you rewarding her for cheating on you? This, plus you're calling her all the time. It's going to drive her away and make her cheat with you again. You just need to break it off.

She's staying with you because you are her *****, and you'll do anything and everything to keep her. Do you really want to get married to her?
 

Kaine

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Yeah I had the same problem too, except they were both swedish twins. I busted them in bed with my dog, my grandma, boss and what's worse they had used my electric toothbrush in the process of doing the dirty.

I got a new toothbrush but can anyone give me advice on how I can stop my dog cheating?


Kaine
 

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Okay, if this post is serious (which i doubt it is), could i PLEASE have your girlfriends number so that I could help you guys work this out?

I swear to god, I leave for a month or two and come back to this bull?!? This is insulting.
 

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You must have some pretty serious self-esteem issues putting up with something like that. But look on the bright side. Once you get married, she can bring a little extra cash into the family with her 'special skills'. :rolleyes:

If my girl so much as kissed another guy (or girl) she's be out the door so fast her feet wouldn't touch the ground.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Morphiex

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either this is a fake ass post or u must be one ugly mother fu*cker that wants to get married to a chick that cheated on you 5 times , that u know of....
 

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Friggin idiot

You have to be the dumbest guy on the face of the earth. Period. If I caught my GF in bed with another dude somebodys a$$ would be gettin kicked. If u really wanna marry her and get her to stop cheating tell her ur gonna beat the sh!t out of her is she ever does it again. Not seriously though, just scare her.
 

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erm.... hahahaha?!?!

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Please tell me you're a troll.

You're gonna get married in four months to some girl who has cheated on you?! Repeatedly?! With people you work with?! With your boss?!

She makes you feel like less of a man... and she tells you it isn't cheating if you're not married? WTF.

WTF.

Seriously, WTF.

WTF.
ROFLOL!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

At least i got a laugh out of this thread;)

Anyways, i call bullsh!t on this thread, no man could be so F*CKING STUPID!!! :rolleyes:

:whistle:


Laterz...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HeartlessBtch

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I think one of the moderators needs to take the time to loook at the history of threads that this guy has. i thought this was a serious website but I guess not... Dude stop making up stories, meanwhile people are concerned about how stupid you sound and how naive you can be you are feeding us with bullsht
 

FM 3321

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Re: erm.... hahahaha?!?!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
ROFLOL!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

At least i got a laugh out of this thread;)

Anyways, i call bullsh!t on this thread, no man could be so F*CKING STUPID!!! :rolleyes:

:whistle:


Laterz...

Agreed. I just had to read the title. When I get back from the gym I'm gonna have to read the first post to see what is going on through this guys head.

How to stop a girfriend from cheating? Are you fukkin kidding me? :crackup:
 
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