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How To Get Free McDonalds

HandyAndy

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First of all, Im not advertising McDonalds or anything, I dont eat there anymore, but yesterday my mom showed me the greatest video ever! It had me laughing at how genius this guy was, so anyways:

Heres how you get a free meal at McDonalds

1. Go through the drive through, there MUST be one car infront of you, and one car behind you, or else this wont work!

2. Purposely pass the speaker where you order at, and drive up to the first window, tell the employee "I didnt order anything, I forgot my money, Im just going to exit out :)"

3. So, the car ahead of you gets his/her food and pulls out of the drive through, thats when you pull up to the second window and wait for the food. You see, the guy BEHIND you ordered his food at the first window, and your going to get THEIR food at the second window, and drive off!

The guy in the vid drove off with a bag of McDonalds LMAO

Ill try to find the video, but man what a smart idea :p

If you have the balls to try it out PLEASE post it up!! :cheer:

EDIT: Heres the video!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMxMaF76MI
 

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One can commit a lot of crimes and most likely not get caught. Big deal. A very stupid way to live as well.
 

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I actually do think it is "smart", maybe the guy will use his cleverness to do something good.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Risking getting caught committing a crime for approximately 5-10 dollars worth of food is not smart. Try posting a crime that usually works and makes over 1K. I can think of several. Even then it isn't smart because there's always the risk of getting caught and creating for yourself a criminal record.
 

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i think they only have one window now so you have to pay when your getting your food.
 

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Cameras? But your $7 won't really impact their multi-billion dollar business.

Clever. *eye roll*
 

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Hopefully, they'll catch on an hock a lunger in your Big Mac.

Think about that next time you're scamming them for a free meal.
 

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Actually for crimes under $10 000 the chances of pulling it off are something like 95-98%. My dad was a lawyer for many years and he dealt with a lot of corporate/commercial/copyright/patent crimes.

As long as you aren't caught red-handed and admit to nothing, the legal fees and other expenses can add up to thousands of dollars really really fast.

Say the guy behind the 'criminal' decides to go after him. He then has to go through the legal system, hire a P.D., and get the police involved JUST to get hold of the McDonalds security tapes and he won't even be allowed to know the content.

Then he has do deal with the pedantry of lawyers and court appearances, and even then the 'criminal' can just claim it was an accident, and that's that.

Cost: 12+ hours dealing with law enforcement, detectives, lawyers, and court dates. Running tally can be north of $6 000 very very easily, even taking cheap shortcuts.

You've just spent $6 000 prosecuting a guy over a $6 big mac.

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I've done stupid **** like that before, little pranks and stuff where I could be charged if caught, and I learned that in most cases it just isn't worth it for anybody to charge you. This doesn't mean it's good or right to do these things, in fact in hindsight I'm an idiot for some of the **** I've done, but there you have it...

For those getting down on him and saying **** about "Risk", time to live a little. You don't have to break laws, but realize that getting your panties in a bunch over a $6 big mac is weak as ****.
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It's a pretty funny prank :D
 

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I used to work at McDonalds. All's someone had to do was walk up to the counter when it was busy and say they forgot to put 15 Big Macs or whatever in your bag. The staff is usually so flustered and under the gun they'll just give it to you to get you out of their face. Fat men rejoice...:moon:
 

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I went to Walmart Today and had realized I forgot my wallet after ordering some chicken from the Deli. I ended up leaving with a free lunch....

I luck up a lot at McDonald's and Get wrong orders of more food then I ordered.
 

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Quiksilver said:
Actually for crimes under $10 000 the chances of pulling it off are something like 95-98%. My dad was a lawyer for many years and he dealt with a lot of corporate/commercial/copyright/patent crimes.

As long as you aren't caught red-handed and admit to nothing, the legal fees and other expenses can add up to thousands of dollars really really fast.

Say the guy behind the 'criminal' decides to go after him. He then has to go through the legal system, hire a P.D., and get the police involved JUST to get hold of the McDonalds security tapes and he won't even be allowed to know the content.

Then he has do deal with the pedantry of lawyers and court appearances, and even then the 'criminal' can just claim it was an accident, and that's that.

Cost: 12+ hours dealing with law enforcement, detectives, lawyers, and court dates. Running tally can be north of $6 000 very very easily, even taking cheap shortcuts.

You've just spent $6 000 prosecuting a guy over a $6 big mac.

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I've done stupid **** like that before, little pranks and stuff where I could be charged if caught, and I learned that in most cases it just isn't worth it for anybody to charge you. This doesn't mean it's good or right to do these things, in fact in hindsight I'm an idiot for some of the **** I've done, but there you have it...

For those getting down on him and saying **** about "Risk", time to live a little. You don't have to break laws, but realize that getting your panties in a bunch over a $6 big mac is weak as ****.
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It's a pretty funny prank :D

Wow, where I live the state attorney prosecutes criminals for free. All you do is go to the police and file a report, it is forwarded to the state attorney's office. If he decides to go for it, it goes to court.

In civil cases, the losing party has to pay the winning party's attorney costs. I believe you can even get insured for that in case you lose.
 

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Quiksilver said:
Actually for crimes under $10 000 the chances of pulling it off are something like 95-98%. My dad was a lawyer for many years and he dealt with a lot of corporate/commercial/copyright/patent crimes.
That's what I was implying; its easy to get away with crimes. Apparently, this is news to the OP because he was impressed by how easy crime is.

Say the guy behind the 'criminal' decides to go after him. He then has to go through the legal system, hire a P.D., and get the police involved JUST to get hold of the McDonalds security tapes and he won't even be allowed to know the content.
The only party with a valid complaint is McDonalds. Rest assured, McD's got the folks behind him what they ordered after a bit of confusion and explanation. I know that wasn't your point, but just wanted to clear that up, :)

You've just spent $6 000 prosecuting a guy over a $6 big mac.
You can ask the court to award legal fees to be paid by the guilty party, and sometimes it is awarded.

For those getting down on him and saying **** about "Risk", time to live a little. You don't have to break laws, but realize that getting your panties in a bunch over a $6 big mac is weak as ****.
You're getting it! You don't have to break laws to "live a little".

The "adults" were getting their panties in a wad about youngsters such as yourself suggesting its no big deal to steal something worth only $6. The problem with laughing at this sort of thing is the risk that you send the message that this sort of thing is OK. It's not. Ask your dad.

It's a pretty funny prank :D
I guess you just have to be older to realize that stealing from other people just isn't all that funny.
 

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Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

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If you were really smart and had any balls or ingenuity, you'd become a money manager and learn how to legally transfer wealth from one party to another party by the millions. Then you'd be eating a lot better than McDonald's.
 

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You will probably be caught on camera as well and car registration number sent to the cops. Not that smart. Although i have heard of it before at a mcdonalds near me, but why would you bother it is just mcdonalds. :yes:
 

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lol, as far as I'm concerned, it's just another mildly funny video on youtube...thats basically what youtube is for...

Dunno why everyone's actually taking it seriously
 

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azanon said:
I guess you just have to be older to realize that stealing from other people just isn't all that funny.
btw, most people in my area stealing stuff (i.e. to pay for drug habits etc) are over 30..maybe that doesn't qualify as not being 'young', dunno.
 

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Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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