"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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we're both 16, been going out since late may

She hasnt had an opportunity to give me one yet, as when we're together we're usually in public places that are still kind of private (for example a part of a park where no one ever goes, but theres still a possibility of people around).

We're at the point in our relationship where we make out often, and sometimes when we are I'll have my hands under her bra or have a hand in her shorts. Not sure if she's planning on giving me one or not, but since we're seeing each other on sunday I was wondering how I could get her to give me one if she hasnt thought about it. Should I try and hint to her somehow or just ask her? And if she does give me one, should I return the favor? Thanks
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I don't always ask a girl for a BJ but when I do, I push her head down.
 

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be like baby I love you, I think its time we go to the next level.

Jk take her somewhere private ish and make out with her rub her down get her heated up and undo your pants. She will get the idea if not look down and she will too and you will know if its a no and you will definitely know if its a yes. If she says no that's when you push her head down and face fvck her brains out. :yes:

and its a lot harder to go down on a girl if shes not naked for obvious reasons.
 

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theREALsageproduct said:
Handjob first, she's not gonna blow you before she's done that
Didn't we ban you? Although I was a bit sad though, cause I think I remember you used to have a small, but inspiring journal in the time before I started my own. Didn't you do accelerated college? I always thought that was stupid.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Stingers said:
be like baby I love you, I think its time we go to the next level.

Jk take her somewhere private ish and make out with her rub her down get her heated up and undo your pants. She will get the idea if not look down and she will too and you will know if its a no and you will definitely know if its a yes. If she says no that's when you push her head down and face fvck her brains out. :yes:

and its a lot harder to go down on a girl if shes not naked for obvious reasons.
lol push her head down? Lmao its been almost 3 months and our relationship isnt as strong as it used to be, since its summer and we dont see each other often. I hoping for an LTR and dont want to mess up
 

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While she is giving you a handjob and you're fingering her, whisper in her ear -

I want you to kiss it
 

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Decoy said:
While she is giving you a handjob and you're fingering her, whisper in her ear -

I want you to kiss it
she hasn't given me a handjob yet...she hasn't touched my ****/balls at all yet
 

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justin11 said:
she hasn't given me a handjob yet...she hasn't touched my ****/balls at all yet
start with a handjob.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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justin11 said:
So how would I get her to do that then?
It's simple when your making out with her grab her hand and put it on your c0ck. I think you can figure it out form there.
 

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ediceneet12 said:
It's simple when your making out with her grab her hand and put it on your c0ck. I think you can figure it out form there.
tried it today and it worked lmao...put her hand on my **** when we were making out and was getting blown a little while later..thanks!
 

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justin11 said:
tried it today and it worked lmao...put her hand on my **** when we were making out and was getting blown a little while later..thanks!
you are v welcome
 

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Example. True story.

I had this chick and we were getting very flirty at my house. Both a bit buzzed. Just pulled out 'ol buford, and said to her, "you know what to do".

Slurp slurp.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I know you're only 16 but men need to stop being shy in the bedroom. If you want your girl to do something simply tell her. You don't have to do all this creative sh!t to trick her into doing it. Just be a man and tell her. If she's turned on enough she'll be putty in your hands.
 

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justin11 said:
tried it today and it worked lmao...put her hand on my **** when we were making out and was getting blown a little while later..thanks!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxtMvv7B1d4GkBLyREeQ0hJn_DQhztoeew96zGjJpM_Dga4hngpQ

or if you prefer:

http://memecrunch.com/meme/DN3W/place-fist-here-ranger/image.png

alternatively:

http://www.zombieoven.com/wp-conten...t-high-five-place-hand-here-right-480x444.jpg

but don't be this guy:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Epic_885332_2243426.jpg
 
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