MR_PERFECT
Senior Don Juan
What I would like to know is how do you get a threesome when the girl you're seeing is opposed to the idea? Have any of you guys pulled it off with a woman you thought it would be impossible to do it with?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
How to Get a Thressome???
- Thread starter MR_PERFECT
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
The only way I see you having a threesome is if she brings up the idea.
Someone Much cooler
Senior Don Juan
I have had a few @ college. They were exactly what yall are thinking. I was with them but they never got with each other. Like one would be kissin me while the other would be giving me dome. Or one would ride while the other would straddle my face and i would eat her. Is that still a threesome?
MR_PERFECT
Senior Don Juan
I would say so, but the question is how do you break down resistance when a woman is opposed to the idea?Someone Much cooler said:
shop until I die!
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MR_PERFECT said:
yeah man, in my experience you have to be with a girl who is down for a three-way. You might have to get a new girl if that's what you're all about.
You could always spend the big bucks and get a couple of escorts!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.