"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to get a girl in ten days?

DJF or John

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Yeah I'm pretty entertaining, that's all your bytch azz logged in for, ENTERTAINMENT.

You have read nothing on this site.
You have no game.
You have no life
You make 1,000 screen names
You are a lazy piece of crap.

I consider this conversation ended. I can't stand to be around AFCs long because they make me itch.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mandiblard

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DJF or John said:
Manibarld if you don't got shyt to contribute to ridding these fvcking AFCs, then shut the fvck up.

I'm fvcking tired of this shyt.
Huh? I was telling THEM to calm down not you, but maybe you should calm down too. :D
 

ValleyDJing

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WOW! Guys, relax, everything is gonna be okay. I promise.
 
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