"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to fuk bigger girls

chance-

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so the girl i fuk sometimes is a bit big.. not that big but bigger size than me. and i have trouble doin her from behind. i gotta almost stand on the bed to get it in. i cant go on my knees! even if im standing on the ground and shes on the bed bent over i still gotta stand higher than normal. also when shes riding me.. i tend to go soft cause shes not lifting her body up and shes too heavy for me to move her body up n down. im not getting many positions out of this sex.

any guys here fuked bigger girls and had the same problems?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Isko

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There are websites dedicated to how to have sex with fat people...
 

Cinamon

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I remember seeing this amateur porn video with a big chick, legs over shoulders seemed to work well for them. Maybe reverse cowgirl, but then get her to bend over so her face is at your feet, its less work on her part then, and hopefully you should be able to get deeper.
Alternatively, just give her a dildo while you tap her ass.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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jonwon

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chance- said:
so the girl i fuk sometimes is a bit big.. not that big but bigger size than me. and i have trouble doin her from behind. i gotta almost stand on the bed to get it in. i cant go on my knees! even if im standing on the ground and shes on the bed bent over i still gotta stand higher than normal. also when shes riding me.. i tend to go soft cause shes not lifting her body up and shes too heavy for me to move her body up n down. im not getting many positions out of this sex.

any guys here fuked bigger girls and had the same problems?
:eek:
 

SmoothTalker

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Perhaps you should clarify...

Big as in taller than you, or fat, or both? I have never slept with a fat chick but I imagine this detail changes the answers you'll get quite a bit.
 

Julian

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stop bangin farm animals broski
 
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