"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to fu*k without spending money
- Thread starter Crissco
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
So it can be done on almost nothing. If you don't like online dating then do street pickups or whatever. A friend of mine is now in a similar situation, unemployed, couch surfing, and he found a girlfriend at the Starbucks he hangs out at all day every day (using their free wifi).
Korrupt
Banned
- Meet a girl (real life or online)Crissco said:Long story short, im looking for hook ups and dont feel like spending anymore, since im broke and rather save. Everyones gotta bust a nut everyonce and a while and im looking to do it the cheapest way possible. How do I go about doing this?
Should I tell them straight up?
Seduce them then go for the kiss which will lead to other things...?
You get my drift
- text/call her, flirt, lead the small talk to sexual talk
- Get her to come over or go to her place to "hang out" and "watch a movie"
- Profit!
A few words of wisdom:
Alcohol helps
Not every girl is DTF
Not every girl will like you
Not every girl will be comfortable being alone with you that quick (in this case you'll have to either take them on a cheap date or next them)
Not as easy as it sounds...
Crissco
Master Don Juan
Believe me I know..I was talking to a girl today. This is how our text went at the endKorrupt said:
Her:I gotta go, soo text me tomorow
Me:If u wana talk to me, u text me, have fun tonight!
Her-Nah u can text me, bye
Me-Maybe I will maybe I wont
We were talking for 3 hours before hand, shes like ur we like twins..WTF...I honestly think shes leading me on. We have a date set up for next weekend. Im not texting her tomorow, im waiting untill Wed for a surprise text
Also I always talk about cuddling, and saying too bad ur not here right now to cuddle with me, and they usually go I knooo i wish i was, Then i offer them to come over, then they turn me down..Makes no sense. Maybe someone can put this into perspective for me.