"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
holy crap nvm this is a chinese video. i love chinese people.
i love myself
i love myself
penkitten
Master Don Juan
amazing!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i cant watch the video....player ****ed up. but if it really is a how to fold a shirt video wtf has this forum turned into? the don martha stewart forum?
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
this guy is jealous.
and obviously due to poor computer skills or a crap ass connection has not been awed by the skillful folding of the asians.
BOW DOWN
undesputable
Master Don Juan
ha yea im jelous....you go learn how to fold shirts like a little *****, and while youre at it why dont you come fix my computer. is not my connection, my connections ass could beat your connections ass anyday:woo: 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
I got a washing-folding-cooking-clining-suckin machine. IT'S AWSOME. I call her Jenny
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Damn dude, how much you pay for that?Originally posted by spider_007
I got a washing-folding-cooking-clining-suckin machine. IT'S AWSOME. I call her Jenny
:crackup:
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I get the maid to do it
Holy Crikey!
Just got back from the laundromat and was watching this hottie folding her shirts the traditional way. It was a sign from God!
I showed her the right way and she was so impressed we got into an animated convo about how great the little things in life can be. I joked and told her that my thing was little but it was still pretty great. A few laughs later and she's asking me for my number.
Just got back from the laundromat and was watching this hottie folding her shirts the traditional way. It was a sign from God!
I showed her the right way and she was so impressed we got into an animated convo about how great the little things in life can be. I joked and told her that my thing was little but it was still pretty great. A few laughs later and she's asking me for my number.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Who would have ever thought that a great t-shirt folding technique could become such a powerful pickup technique?!
Asians have done it again. They reinvented the game of dating thanks to this technique. I bow down to them. You should all do the same, for your lives are about to change for the better from now on...
Humor aside, that technique is pretty neat
Asians have done it again. They reinvented the game of dating thanks to this technique. I bow down to them. You should all do the same, for your lives are about to change for the better from now on...
Humor aside, that technique is pretty neat