"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to find out your HB number?

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How to find out your HB number?

Dress up and go out to where its crowded. Find a seat, look your best, smile at people. If no one approaches you, you're a zero. If the hottest chick that approaches you is a 6, then you are a 6 too. If the hottest chick that approaches you is a 9, then you are a 9 too. Etc, etc. Yea, you can replace approaches you with an approach invitation.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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This is complete BS on multiple levels.
 
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Women are assigned HB numbers because that is the foremost criteria by which men assign their sexual value. But for "men" to start giving themselves numbers goes against all that is man, and all that is taught on this site.
 
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Don't ever post anything ever again.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Umm, this would only work if you're a girl. And you would judge by how many times you got approached, not by the quality of guys approaching. Even then it's probably very inaccurate.
 
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wow....just wow.
 
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DJ Barcardi

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i cant believe yo said that man! there is no such thing as a stupid question... they said.
 
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this site is hilarious , everyone has some of the most interesting responses to post and the shi makes me fall out my chair everytime

im going to try this sometime this week,i wont be close-minded ill post results
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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a woman can tell me im a -10 and laugh and i'll tell her im a 1000 ;)
 
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