How to end a relationship?

[Maeisgood]

I've been in a long distance relationship for 5 months now and I'm just no longer interested in her. She's bossy and *****y and every interaction with her is a power struggle and its a lot more effort than its now worth. I cannot afford to keep it up financially, there are lots of pretty girls where I am, and since I no longer look forward to her calls (its usually her yelling) I know that this must end. I feel like Nathan Explosion in Metalacylpse with that *****. It has taken me a while to break up because I didn't want to do it near Valentines Day or her birthday because both would be really ****ty of me to break up near. This is further complicated by the fact that we have some common friends and that she says she's "falling for me" yet she's controlling and doesn't trust me even though I've never cheated on her.

Usually when I have broken up with girls, my growing boredom with them makes them break up with me first, but this time I'll have to do it and it'll be my first.

How do I do this? I want serious answers, thanks.

 

[DonGorgon]

Well lets see.... females tend not to give a damn when they dump us (which usually happens after they have already found someone new) so I say you do the same just tell her "it not you its me" , blah blah... then ignore her calls...

 

[dopexile]

Grow some balls and tell her the relationship isn't working out for you and you're moving on. I'm amazed at how people are so afraid to ruffle someone's feathers that they'll let it turn into a personal problem.

 

[KontrollerX]

DonGorgon's advice is solid.

For more reverse female mind games you could suggest you and she take a break.

Or if you want to go the man reply route just tell her clearly with no ambiguity about it that this relationship is over and then hang up the phone never to answer another call from her or give into her begging to get you back which she will most likely do so that she can be the one to dump you.

 

[DonGorgon]

DonGorgon's advice is solid.

For more reverse female mind games you could suggest you and she take a break.

Or if you want to go the man reply route just tell her clearly with no ambiguity about it that this relationship is over and then hang up the phone never to answer another call from her or give into her begging to get you back which she will most likely do so that she can be the one to dump you.

Yeh women hate it when you dump them first...LOL I do it all the time now and then use them for sex...

 

[tick37]

Yeh women hate it when you dump them first...LOL I do it all the time now and then use them for sex...

Women are a good usage for the sausage.

 

[MacAvoy]

I agree w/ DonGorgon as well, however I would simply tell her that your breaking up with her because your not interested in pursuing a relationship with someone who's so negative and has to yell constantly.

You might be doing the next guy in line a favour if she heeds anything you say but I doubt it.

 

[ZenGodMod]

Let me be honest. You have method of breaking up as mentioned in your post.

But this isn't really about the girl is it? Its about you! How you will move forward and grow as a man. You want to do this for yourself because you want to step out of the fear of living in shame of not conforting your fear.

Go and fight your fear. Believe me it is worth it.

 

[Maeisgood]

I think you all are right. I think I'll wait for this holiday weekend to end and then wait for the next fight she starts and then end it then. This has been a long time coming. I do not see her as the mother of my children, so this has to end. If I'm as bad as she says I am, then why is she with me? I'll use that. My parents asked me how the girl and I are and I told them I'm going to break up with her and all they tried to do is make her and I stay together. Parents give awful advice and I've known this for a while. I had much better girls in high school.

 

[Nighthawk]

'I'm kind of a loner'

'It's not you, it's me.'

'Hey look! It's Superman!' then run.

 

[MacAvoy]

'Hey look! It's Superman!' then run.

I just might have to give that one a try sometime

 

[drmeathead]

"you a controlling ****ing nut just like your mother and i am sick of your bull****. we are done" doesnt go over well...just an FYI

 

[SharinganUser]

You should print out the DJ Bible and send it to her, then write on the back page "Pwn'd." Yeah, I think that would end things.

 

[Maeisgood]

Haha, that should work, but women are illogical.

What would women think about this site I wonder?

Right now, what I plan on doing is waiting on her to start the next arguement so I can use that to say it is working out or something. I'll say something like "maybe we just aren't meant for each other" or "maybe there are others who are more meant for us than we are." I'll use their own girly mushy talk against her. I feel bad doing this but I need to man up and do this.