How to deal with women with all sorts of Degrees

[My Name is Nobody]

Sounds like you were been too nice.

That's true it was before I let all these concepts sink in.

 

[Jitterbug]

Ahh, that makes sense. Now how can I neg her about getting that degree, LOL?

Do you watch Monty Python? Plenty of materials on accountants you can use.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Do you watch Monty Python? Plenty of materials on accountants you can use.

No I haven't can you post a few examples?

 

[iqqi]

Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

 

[L777]

I understand that it's a good point, but when the subject of school comes up I'm trying to figure out what to say and how a DJ would handle that situation.

She sounds smart and rich BTW. She has a graduate degree and a CPA and owns a nice house. What the hell is a CPA?

I can pull off making her think I make alot of money. I have my own place and a decent car and a decent job and I bought a new wardrobe with some nice clothes. So I'll just go with it but I would still love to hear how a DJ would react when the subject of shooling comes up. I have a couple years of college (community) done and I want to go back I'm lazy.

I don't think honesty is the best approach here.

Just tell her you didn't go to school and tell her the interesting things u did instead. Its deffo not a dealbreaker....if she likes you, this won't make her not sleep with you, and if she didn't, and you told her all the wonderful qualifications you have (if you had them), it wouldn't make her wanna sleep with you anyway.

 

[iqqi]

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?















"Darling, could you tell me about your work."

 

[Jitterbug]

No I haven't can you post a few examples?

Chartered accountant wants to be a lion tamer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y

Accountant Shanty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi3fBDLps00

They have a running joke theme on accountants through out their entire Monty Python career.

It's best if she's watched Monty Python though. Down here pretty much everyone has.

 

[iqqi]

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

WOW that would be a bold move on the first date wouldn't it??

 

[Jitterbug]

It's the first date, but still a date, so I can't see why you can't say that. Hell I say the same things to non-dates. It's called flirting.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

It's the first date, but still a date, so I can't see why you can't say that. Hell I say the same things to non-dates. It's called flirting.

We'll see how it goes, I don't want to offend her. I don't even know her! Something like that could go either way.

 

[iqqi]

You SO owe me for this:

Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks

*You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
*Please, baby, let me withhold you.
*Nice assets.
*Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
*In my office, I.R.S. stands for I'm Really Sexy.
*Let's fill out a 1040 - you are a 10 and I'm a 40.
*If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
*Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.
*You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income... now let's do it.
*You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.
:yes:

The ones in orange would be best for you specifically.

 

[Jitterbug]

We'll see how it goes, I don't want to offend her. I don't even know her! Something like that could go either way.

If she's offended by such light-hearted stuff, you turn around and RUN. That's a sign of an uptight militant feminazi.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

*You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.
:yes:

The ones in orange would be best for you specifically.

WHATEVER missy, I have my own place. Wanna come over?

 

[michaelhctam]

What do you do when you have a date with a smart woman with all sorts of College degrees? And what if you have NO degree?

School is bound to come up and what am I supposed to say I partied and never got into a good college?

I consider myself pretty smart, but school just isn't my thing. And I am fairly successful in life but have no degrees to show for it.

So how do you handle this situation in a smooth way without sounding like a loser?

If she asks what institution/school you have been to, just say 'life'. She will have a perplexed/ response, just say, "I do not connect 'school' with education- I believe true learning is experience in the world and proper knowledge of how to live me life and interact with people" it dosent have to be as serious as that- but something along those lines.

If the situation gets awkward, talk about some of your life experiences, I am sure partying and getting bad grades in school has some very interesting stories that you can tell. Like, running late for lessons, getting shouted at by teachers. I think this will make you seem like a more interesting person and, if you were able to get a girl of that academic caliber, it means you are not a complete loser right? She will wonder:

"Wow, this guy is so interesting! And wild! I love what he has become! He really gets me to want to know him more, I love his stories! He is smarter than my 'whateversubject' textbook!"

Mike.

p.s. Don't forget to get one of her academic text books and scream passionitely one of its chapters whilst you passionitely doggy style her, dont forget to grab her hair and gently push her head into that academic book in the heat of passion....ok? whilst doggying. HAHA.

Hope I helped man, good luck.

 

[VashStampede]

Everyone of atleast average intelligence already knows that marks in school or univeristy etc do not represent how smart a person is. Only dilluded parents believe that ****

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Everyone of atleast average intelligence already knows that marks in school or univeristy etc do not represent how smart a person is. Only dilluded parents believe that ****

Also, a discussion about past education will help build attraction how? Isn't there possibly one or maybe two other things to talk about?

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Well I am getting ready and taking notes so I don't run out of things to talk about. We'll see how it goes!

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I met up with the girl at the coffee place she was pretty hot. She tried to pay but I insisted. We sat down and I was making all the conversation. She was really quiet. So I started talking about all the things I had been thinking about and she was laughing ALOT. . I used a alot of ****y and funny and negged her once or twice.

She asked me about my job and I used the ass model joke and she laughed. We talked for a good 45 minutes school never came up. Yes iqqi, I used one of your accountant jokes, LOL. I saw her checking out my pimped out shirt a few times, I know she loved it. Dressing nice is key.

Then when we were done with the coffee I said "i need to walk around".. So I walked her to her car and and we talked some more while walking. Then I told her "i have to get going".. and she said "gotta go do your thing huh?" And I was like "yeahhh.." And that was it. I gave her a hug and went on my way. Hey, it's friday night I am a busy man. I didn't say ANYTHING about meeting up again, or calling her. Just said "nice to meet you, bye" with a hug. I didn't try to extend the date, but I feel I had a good chance to extend it if I really wanted to but I didn't want to blow it.

Not the best ending in the world could it have been better considering the circumstances?

 

[iqqi]

Sounds good. Which joke?