Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ositosucio said:
:crackup: Dude, talked all this :cuss:, rejected our advice, (because it was something he didn't want to hear,) Ole girl rescheduled and dude doesn't have the common courtesy to give the DJ's at So Suave an update on his date. Ole Rex reckon's that ole girl flaked again and dude's is just shamed to admit it.ositosucio said: