"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to create loyalty

Oisdog

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Howdy Partners..

I must admit, there is a lot of bitterness towards women across this forum. I hear voices like “she is the anti-Christ” and “all women are cheaters”…now I’m not from America, so I cannot judge, but where I live, in Ireland, the girls aren’t all anti-christs or ‘hors’ as a certain individual might add……and to be honest I don’t think Irish girls are any different than any of the rest.

Know don’t get me wrong, there are a few stinkers out there…. Who enjoy to play with a little Average Frustrated Heart and then stamp on it and throw it into the crowd where an eager fan catches it and sells it on eBay. HOWEVER, it is my argument that the majority of women will stay faithful if you play your cards right……

HOW TO PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND SUSTAIN A LTR:

- Keep them sexually satisfied….this is a winner and I am glad to be the only one on the board to have thought of this! (hope you can appreciate my light hearted sarcasm)! **** LIKE A LITTLE RABBIT, learn how to please her in ways she has never been pleased before…I don’t want to write up a porno here but remember not to be afraid to take your manly duty of spanking her on her buttocks…she WILL get wet for that!:D

- Be a MAN…. don’t let her get away with her little **** tests, and hissy fits! Call her up on her ****…
Go after your goals in life and prove to be a success, be a leader and she will admire you for it.

- Be ASSERTIVE….huge turn on! A girl wants a man who is COMFORTABLE with who he is and secure with who he is….be comfortable in your own skin!


AND THE WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…….

- Pick a girl with morals…..and ensure she keeps them. A girl with morals will not cheat, ESPECIALLY if you are the BIG DOG IN TOWN! Drill it into her that it is pathetic to cheat and only for the weak..

It must be remembered that women are easily molded, and if the correct technique is taken you can change a girl (providing she has potential) to be sweet, loyal and to do anything you want them to do....you just need to impose your dominant nature upon them and they will supplicate and sculpt into the person you want them to be...


If all else fails, just sit back and watch the game.....maybe even take a bud! TRUE
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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the girls aren’t all anti-christs or ‘hors’ as a certain individual might add……
Ha ha.. I wonder who you're talking about..
Nice article btw.. I agree with it totally.
 

Oisdog

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Yeah i know.... just think some people can be a little bitter about the whole 'quality of women' situation!

Thanks i'd say they are the bare essentials along with these other components:

-Compatability- there is no point in fooling yourself in being in a relationship if there is no genuine spark

- Patience- Sometimes in a LTR Patience is underrated! I think for a relationship to last the patient man will always have the best chance....i guess it is a sign of maturity

- Chemistry- DO NOT LET THE SPARK GO OUT....if you do, then you can say bye bye rlationship
 
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