How to convert a girl who wont give a BJ?

[icehot]

Ok playboys, I'm pretty stumped and have never had this situation before.

There's this HB 9 that i've been DJing for about 2 weeks. Had sex last week and when i tried to work her way down to big johnny, she cames back with "I don't give BJs".

Talk about shock and awe. I asked, so you mean NEVER. And i get an answer to the effect of "well, i just don't like doing it."

The kicker is that she likes to do anal! So i'm thinking, you'll do anal but not a BJ??

WTF??

Maybe she's got issues..but i really don't want to be her shrink.

Anyhow, to NEXT or not to NEXT that is the question. Or can she converted?

any advice gents? has anyone successfully converted a girl?

-iceH

 

[Chewy Bagel]

I had a girl say the same thing. Her response was "I'm bisexual, I don't have to" (I know, doesn't make sense). I finally got her to do it after wearing her down with repeated requests. It took about a month, but she did it. She was horrible at it, however I told her that she was great and encouraged her with lots of moaning. She just needed some encouragment and confidence boosters. I'd give her small pointers here and there to help her improve and now she's great.

I bet if you got some whipped cream, cool whip, chocolate syrup, or some other tasty dip-stick flavor, then it would help speed things up.

I will add that I showered very well for her before she did it. As you know, sweat and stank es no bueno.

Good Luck!

 

[Kodiac]

Don't next her cause she wont give you a BJ, get the sex from her and the BJ from another HB

 

[DJ de Florida]

Originally posted by icehot

WTF??

Maybe she's got issues..but i really don't want to be her shrink.

Anyhow, to NEXT or not to NEXT that is the question. Or can she converted?

any advice gents? has anyone successfully converted a girl?

-iceH

Tell her Mr. Johnson tastes like chocolate, has zero calories, and produces an enzyme which boosts her metabolism.

 

[bman]

you dont want one from here, if she doesnt do it often she is probably a crappy ******* anyways. a lot of girls who do it all the time arent even good at it.

 

[myfriendblu]

NEXT!!!!!!!!!
honestly i wouldn't even think about ever dation a chick that didn't suck dic k. No way no how, never. instant grounds for nexting. And im not begging for it whatsoever. the second she says "I don't suck coc k" Im putting on my pants, going home, and never speaking to her again, regardless of how hot she is.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Icehot

Likes anal but not BJ's, I think I dated that girl

What's her name?

I'm one of the last people to next a girl that I like
But I would next her.

I know some guys however that never get BJ's

I don't know why they would marry these bedroom duds but enough guys do.

 

[LilJuan]

Stick it in her azz, then find another chic that gives head but doesn't like anal......simple problem.......simple solution.

 

[Ronin I]

Good question!

I had the same problem with a chick a year ago and I couldn't turn her. (But I was also a flaming AFC back then.)

In my experience if they don't like doing it then they don't like doing it.

Ask yourself this - what if she asked you to eat her ass. Now some guys like to eat ass (I personally do not). Let's assume you don't either. Would any amount of pestering from her convince you to eat her ass - maybe/ maybe not.

You could try the "your being selfish angle" or the "every other girl I've ever been with gave me head" angle or the "my last girlfriend gave the best head" angle.

Or you could get her all sexed up try to get her to go down on you, then when she refuses, calmly kick her out of her house because of her selfishness and then not call her anymore.

Or you could get her really hung up on you and then dump her ass because you just felt "something was missing".

Depends on how badly you want it.

 

[Helter Skelter]

MY biggest fear is meeting the girl of my dreams in every way except she won't give BJ's

What would I do?

 

[mr.buick]

Originally posted by Kodiac
Don't next her cause she wont give you a BJ, get the sex from her and the BJ from another HB

Most perfectly said !!!
John

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Ronin I

Ask yourself this - what if she asked you to eat her ass. Now some guys like to eat ass (I personally do not). Let's assume you don't either. Would any amount of pestering from her convince you to eat her ass - maybe/ maybe not.

Yo Bro,
Dude your comparing apples to oranges man. Eating ass/tossing salad is nowhere near the same ball park as oral sex. This is 2003. Every girl, ALL OF YOU OUT THERE, should be giving oral sex. Honestly any guy who would put up with a bedroom dud that doesn't do oral is automatic grounds for AFC. Tossing salad, well, there are plenty of health issues there. Thats a good way to get sick. the anus obviously is a dirty region to be putting your mouth in. Anal sex is fine, but your mouth region there, no.

 

[MysteryWoman]

Ask her what her favourite type of food are, and proceed to eat it before asking her for a blow job. Ask her what foods she doesn't like, and make sure you don't eat it before getting a blow job. If that fails, you can compromise and wear a condom or even a flavoured condom. Or just say I don't care if you don't swallow

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

Maybe she is just disgusted at the thought of sucking something thats been up her ass

 

[Kodiac]

Honestly any guy who would put up with a bedroom dud that doesn't do oral is automatic grounds for AFC.

Baah, i don't know but i prefer shagging over oral! Sure, oral is great - especially when they know what they are doing but it is no reason to dump a girl!

instant grounds for nexting.

I think to NEXT a girl over this is AFC. If you were a true DJ you'd get sex from this one, BJ from another, spanish from the next one etc etc..

But, whatever your priorities are i guess!

 

[gt95ab]

My theory is that you have to give some to get some, so tell her that. If she won't give it to you, don't give it to her and just stick with your "usual routine" whatever that is........

The ethical DJ - gt95ab

 

[Ronin I]

Originally posted by myfriendblu
Yo Bro,
Dude your comparing apples to oranges man. Eating ass/tossing salad is nowhere near the same ball park as oral sex. This is 2003. Every girl, ALL OF YOU OUT THERE, should be giving oral sex. Honestly any guy who would put up with a bedroom dud that doesn't do oral is automatic grounds for AFC. Tossing salad, well, there are plenty of health issues there. Thats a good way to get sick. the anus obviously is a dirty region to be putting your mouth in. Anal sex is fine, but your mouth region there, no.

Perhaps you are right but it was the best analogy I could think of.
Besides it differs from individual to individual. The idea of sucking a penis could disgust her as much the the idea of licking an ******* disgusts you. I'm not comparing the acts themselves but different peoples' tolerances for the acts.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by SLIKKER_THAN_AVG
Maybe she is just disgusted at the thought of sucking something thats been up her ass

Whoever said its been up her as s? I never did. If a girl doesn't wanna do anal, thats fine. Probably not the most comfortable thing in the world I would guess. but oral? COME ON. Every girl, EVERY girl, should be doing oral. Like I said - Anyone, and you know who you are, that puts up with a chick that doesn't do oral is pathetic.

 

[MDgood]

What once worked for me was I was eating this girl out, and once she got so worked up with that I simply moved myself into a 69 position. She took it in like a champ!

 

[Helter Skelter]

My last girlfriend had no problem with BJ's she was just grossed out by cumm.

Like when it came time to blow my load I didn't know what to do with it.

That really turned me off ,I knew my days were numbered with that chick.