"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How to break up?
- Thread starter hck332
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
El MonoLoco
Master Don Juan
1. Tell her you are bored in bed and want to try things that will make a pornstar blush. (hehe, use caution though, I miss judged a girl and ended up trying new and wonderful things for the next 12 months with her
)2. Tell her you think it is about time she let you date other girls during the times she is not around, like through the week. I like to call it "Time-sharing"
3. Start chatting up her sisters, cousins and friends. Do this infront of her and act like it is her fault for driving you into the arms of another women. Sleep with them too, if you have the skills to get them in bed.
4. Start to act like the biggest girlie-man around. Make up stories about how the new office girl is pushing you around or something and constantly whine about it at every waking minute of the day.
I've only had one girl stick around past no. 4, but she was seriously in love with me and turned into a freak when things turned bad (I think she even stole my dirty underwear near the end. I know she still keeps a dirty old shirt of mine under her pillow)
5. Tell her that she makes you seriously unhappy and that there is no way that you can continue to be with her. You have tried to let her down easy, but she is just not getting the hint so you have to make a stand. Put all of her stuff in a box, delete her number from your phone in front of her and tell her she has to go and not come back. If she tries to contact you, ignore her until she gets over you and stops calling.
Edit: removed all the censored words (can't help swearing, I am australian after all)
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
This is good for a pre warn. Give her a day at tops. Then meet up with her and tell her straight you just dont feel the same way anymore.
Any particular reason why you are breaking up with her?
Some advice.....Dont quit your job until you have found a new one because being unemployed sucks.
Same Goes for girls.