"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to block popups?

HandyAndy

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Hey guys I have an annoying problem, recently ive been getting popups, not on the internet but on windows itself. I get advertisements on the desktop, internet explorer opens like 3 pages, random music even plays in the background!

I ran ad-aware and got like 290 infected files but that didnt help!

Thanks in advance
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Upside

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There are websites on the internet that help people out with spyware and viruses, but I can not find the link to the one I really like to use. People on the forum that are really good with computers can pretty much fix it for you if you follow their instructions. However, sometimes you need to re-format your entire system if it is bad enough.
 

kabatura

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Try spybot as well

If its the same page or pages that come up just do a search on google. I have had a few problems where a tech forum has a discussion on it where it explains how to manually remove whatever it is.

You also could try to ctrl alt del and look at what processes or tasks are running and see if there is anything that looks funny.
 
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