"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how to become a porn actor?

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Some porn actors have gotten in via a hot girlfriend that will only work with them. The director in order to film said hottie must accept her choice of stud. After the director sees that he is a competent woodsman then he can branch out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jay-X

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Originally posted by undesputable
a little over 6 inches wont cut it....i mean if you look at the real famous male porn stars theyre huge....Ron jermey is like 9 inches, peter north is like 9 too, lexington steele is like ****ing 11 inches. you get the point

i've seen many porn movies where the actor's penis size was almost the same as mine, sometimes even smaller.




Originally posted by whyshy
9 is huge?:confused:

9 is something like 22-23 cm... if that's not huge, i don't know what is it... consider that the average is between 5 and a half and 6 and a half... 7 is above average, 8 is big, 9 is huge...
 

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Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
lol

I'm a porn actor. I started my own site. I don't make alot of money, but I sure get some nice looking girls :)

Just start a site bro, you're not going to become a millionaire by just staring in porn flicks. The Ron Jeremy / Peter North days are over thanks to the internet.

Best of luck,

Eric
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oh are you one of those people that has their own porn website and star in the the porn as well? Ive always wanted to meet one of you guys, because ive always wondered how do yall do it to get just like most any girl out of the street to **** her?
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
oh are you one of those people that has their own porn website and star in the the porn as well? Ive always wanted to meet one of you guys, because ive always wondered how do yall do it to get just like most any girl out of the street to **** her?
I don't know the details, but ER!C always had tight internet game, so I would guess that he basically started making a living off those cam princesses he was meeting and banging off myspace.
 

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i never thought banging *****es out of myspace was possible....so do just need to tell her that i have a porn website and if we **** and tape it i would put it on the internet?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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