"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How to Be the Best Lover She's Ever Had
- Thread starter King Tuz
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Kintuz said:
Best lover? Trial and error.
1. Try something she might possibly enjoy.
2. If good reaction, go to step 3 and memorize the something for next time. If bad or no reaction, go to step 1.
3. Repeat the something for a while then return to step 1.
Do these things really need explained?
Also have her take some initiative and do crap for you or to you or get out of there. I hate this mindset of whether or not a guy is a good lover but no one questions the girl's skills. Most girls just freakin lie there and want you to do everything then if you suck will go tell all their friends but all they did was lie there like a rock so why should you even be into it at all?
DOMINATE!
DOMINATE!!
Know where all her buttons are and press the shyt out of them til she almost passes out/loses her voice from screaming/tears great chunks of flesh out of your skin in ecstasy.
And most importantly,
DOMINATE!!!
DOMINATE!!
Know where all her buttons are and press the shyt out of them til she almost passes out/loses her voice from screaming/tears great chunks of flesh out of your skin in ecstasy.
And most importantly,
DOMINATE!!!
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
thats a good point. again with that double-standard. it is starting to become the Don Juan's lament.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
Just ask the girl how she wants it STUPID.
HAHAHA! This guy is making money off of something so simple *shakes head*.
HAHAHA! This guy is making money off of something so simple *shakes head*.
LongDrinkofWater
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Chunks of flesh?
So true - reminds me of an old GF who dug her claws in my a$$ bigtime when getting off. Wonder I don't have scars. I made her cut her fingernails.
Yeah, you've got to dominate, but in the right way....
So true - reminds me of an old GF who dug her claws in my a$$ bigtime when getting off. Wonder I don't have scars. I made her cut her fingernails.
Yeah, you've got to dominate, but in the right way....