"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

How to be loved by her Granny and Grandpa and still be her Bad Boy.

D

Dirtygoat

Banned
Joined
May 8, 2017
Messages
10
Reaction score
0
Age
59
Use your skills of SEDUCTION and charm.


SEDUCE her grandparents. Get “in” with the elderly. You know old people fawn over seeing a younger couple in love?

Ask her grandparents about the past when Grandpa was a scoundrel.

They’ll laugh reminiscing over the old times when Grandpa was a wee rascal in a leather jacket trying to impress granny by stealing bottles of pop and bubble gum for the both of them.

YOU just need to become Grandpa 2017. Remind her Grandparents of ye olden days and be their grand daughter’s BAD BOY and snatch some cha-ching out of their savings jar. They won’t get too upset knowing you’re spending their money on her, AND Granny may even stick up for you when you remind them of the times Pop-Pop wasn’t all holier than thou.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

D

Dirtygoat

Banned
Joined
May 8, 2017
Messages
10
Reaction score
0
Age
59
Don't dismiss the power of using the elderly in your game.

Just get in that frame. You take their grand daughter to a wedding and they poke you in front of her saying You're next! She'll eat it up. Young girls are thirsty to get married. Then you play lil rascal next time you all attend a funeral and poke her granny saying You're next! Wink.
 
bigneil

bigneil

Banned
Joined
Oct 20, 2006
Messages
8,265
Reaction score
2,644
Location
Texas
Gramps game?

Funny how you knew I was a software engineer the day you joined, but then asked me if I had a job.

I wonder which a-hole you are?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top