"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to be loved by her Granny and Grandpa and still be her Bad Boy.

Dirtygoat

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Use your skills of SEDUCTION and charm.


SEDUCE her grandparents. Get “in” with the elderly. You know old people fawn over seeing a younger couple in love?

Ask her grandparents about the past when Grandpa was a scoundrel.

They’ll laugh reminiscing over the old times when Grandpa was a wee rascal in a leather jacket trying to impress granny by stealing bottles of pop and bubble gum for the both of them.

YOU just need to become Grandpa 2017. Remind her Grandparents of ye olden days and be their grand daughter’s BAD BOY and snatch some cha-ching out of their savings jar. They won’t get too upset knowing you’re spending their money on her, AND Granny may even stick up for you when you remind them of the times Pop-Pop wasn’t all holier than thou.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Dirtygoat

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Don't dismiss the power of using the elderly in your game.

Just get in that frame. You take their grand daughter to a wedding and they poke you in front of her saying You're next! She'll eat it up. Young girls are thirsty to get married. Then you play lil rascal next time you all attend a funeral and poke her granny saying You're next! Wink.
 

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Gramps game?

Funny how you knew I was a software engineer the day you joined, but then asked me if I had a job.

I wonder which a-hole you are?
 
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