"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How to be funny books.

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Anyone remembers that book that was suggested by David Deangelo or Tyler Durden somewhere, I dont quite remember, but the title is something like:

"Comedy writing secrets", or something like that.

Does anyone remembers the exact title? Also do you know similar or better books on how to be funny? Thanks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/18...103-2276949-7467043?n=507846&s=books&v=glance

Read what it did for such cool cats as this guy:
****/***** Still learning, but getting there fast, October 6, 2005
Reviewer: Ian Biegelsen "Ian" (New York, NY) - See all my reviews

My most important social time is this online fantasy league I participate in. The guys like to exchange insults, and they are really clever. I decided to post a note once a week. Some kind of ha-ha cut-em-up funny joke thing. Trouble is, I have very little in the wit department. One of my chatroom buddies hooked me up with this book, and now I am the "top banana" of the league message board.
 

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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