"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to be a poor mans james bond (what I like to call a modern day renaissance man)

e-lie

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I just thought with all the negative things in the news today I would post this to provide some comic relief.Basically it's a guide to becoming a better person/warrior or whatever u may call it feel free to add and CONSTRUCTIVE comment mt fellow dj's (By the way all this can be had with less than a college education just thought I'd throw that in:)
1.Seduction:Read anything by neil strauss and hypnotica total cost:Less than $4,000 depending if u have access to neils at home study course.
2.Survival/Tracking Training:Attend Tom brown's school in florida cost each class is less than a grand not including travel expenses google the school to find out more info.
3.Learning acceleration/Knowledge enhancement:Checkout some cds in hemi-synch I have used some 4 a while and can tell u they work plus u can have a disc jockey bud copy them and send the original back with in the 30 days return policy.
4.Self defense:Check out www.russianmartialart.com krav maga is very overrated!!Total cost depending on how many classes u take 170.00 a month
5.Escape and evasion:Read the book emergency by neil strauss and also be sure 2 checkout www.paladinpress.com also google a company called on point tactical for classes in lock pick ind urban survival cost:Less than 1500.00
6.Get a trade u can use like locksmith or small engine repair cost :Varies from state to state but most trades schools r available via mail.
7.Get a hot car hopefully one that retains its value cost: depends on numerous factors
8.Learn a another language checkout tim ferris blog on his website he has some great insights on stuff like this cost:Less that 400.00
9.Train for something make sure u have some long term and short term goals when u work out and don't join a gym for less than 600. u can get a pretty good weight set and great workout from home.
10.Volunteer:Rather u join the military or help the local hospital remember karma is a ***** lol:cost:Nothing

Hope I helped u guys in some way feel free to post any classes, books,seminars,etc to this one be good :cool:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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horaholic

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You have a different definition of poor than me.
 
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