"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

How To Awken Primal,unsettling Sexy Feelings In The Chick

ALPHAROMEO

Banned
Joined
May 13, 2009
Messages
655
Reaction score
6
Location
france
WHENEVER you are talking with a chick , let your eyes stay glued to hers a little longer even during the silences

a gaze that stays overtime awakens primal slightly disturbing feeling! it induces the same " fight of flight ' chemicals that race thru our veins when we feel infatuation

ZACH RUBIN
JOAN KELLERMAN
JOURNAL OF REASEARCH IN PERSONALITY
THE EFFECTS OF MUTUAL GAZE ON FEELINGS OF ROMANTIC LOVE
1989

i did that very thing with my physiotherapist yesterday i swear to god that i got a ring from her this morning
she said that she felt she was sorry i had to wait so long in the waiting room and she regretted not giving me a cup of coffee

she was truly apologetic or i guess interested:crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

TheWayOfAllFlesh

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 10, 2008
Messages
224
Reaction score
0
Age
35
I'm still struggling to hold contact with strangers

What tends to happen is my neck seems to spring itself the other way haha!
 

ALPHAROMEO

Banned
Joined
May 13, 2009
Messages
655
Reaction score
6
Location
france
Sexy Female Doctor

:flowers: try this technique with your sexy therapist or sexylegged ENGLISH TEACHER or female doctor
 

ALPHAROMEO

Banned
Joined
May 13, 2009
Messages
655
Reaction score
6
Location
france
Sexy Female Doctor

:flowers: try this technique with your sexy therapist or sexylegged ENGLISH TEACHER or female doctor
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Top