How to attract women ... by a real woman!

[Lishy]

If you want to know how to attract the right girl then follow this advice

1. Look the best you can look, it will improve your confidence and confidence is 90% of the tools you need to meet a new girl. You can be the best looking dude in the world but with no confidence in yourself, you are going no where!

2. Be funny! A guy who can make a girl laugh will win every damn time (to the girls who are not shallow) I have been out and seen a group of 10 guys and most were good looking. There was this one dude who was not the best looking but the girls were falling over him as he was so outgoing and funny! The better looking ones were too busy propping up the bar and pouting (yuk)

3. Dont try too hard - There is nothing worse than a guy who follows you around like a lovesick puppy - If you get a rebuff, don't take it personal, just move on to better things!

4. Just be yourself and do not pretend to be what you are not!

If all of the above fails, get a penis enlargment and flash it at will!:crackup:

Good luck!

 

[demonic]

Not sure we need another "from a real women" thread...but none the less it's 100% spot on again.

Hopefully most guys will read this and take note...

Demonic

 

[SilverSonnet]

I hear ya. Some sound advice. At least ONE girl knows what she likes in a man...

 

[JackPrescott]

If you want to know how to attract the right girl then follow this advice

1. Look the best you can look, it will improve your confidence and confidence is 90% of the tools you need to meet a new girl. You can be the best looking dude in the world but with no confidence in yourself, you are going no where!

2. Be funny! A guy who can make a girl laugh will win every damn time (to the girls who are not shallow) I have been out and seen a group of 10 guys and most were good looking. There was this one dude who was not the best looking but the girls were falling over him as he was so outgoing and funny! The better looking ones were too busy propping up the bar and pouting (yuk)

3. Dont try too hard - There is nothing worse than a guy who follows you around like a lovesick puppy - If you get a rebuff, don't take it personal, just move on to better things!

4. Just be yourself and do not pretend to be what you are not!

If all of the above fails, get a penis enlargment and flash it at will!:crackup:

Good luck!

I'm sorry, this is all idiotic advice. I'll go through each point and easily counter it.

1. "Look the best you can look" Women love shoddy men. They also seem to dig fat dudes. At the gym I go to, there is an HB8, who is the girlfriend of a fat guy with a mohawk. This idiot has no definition, bi*tch tits, and flabby arms and a mohawk. Yet she is all over his $hit. Another woman I know is dating a gangsta thug. He is missing more than one front tooth, and is obnoxious and uneducated, and a dope fiend, but she loves him like Scarlett loved Ashley. An attractive woman at the bar the other night was the steady girlfriend of an illegal Alien. Not just ugly, but illegal. So looks obviously have little to do with anything. My friend is after a woman who's ex is a Marine who looks like a short Pee Wee Herman with a moustache. WTF??? I have all the confidence in the World. I am bigger, stronger and faster than 90% of the competition, and I know more ways to pleasure a woman than the AFC as I have an extensive medical knowledge of the Anatomy and Physiology of the vagina. But it doesnt really help much.

2. Funny has little to do with anything. At a popular bar/restaurant in town, there is a Bulgarian Bartender that we all love, and we can make her laugh all day long, but she only dates, well, lets just say "College Basketball Players" and leave it at that. You can be fuc*king Robin Williams, and not get anywhere, but if you are Akeem Olijawan, you get her panties in your teeth.

3. I dont, believe you me, I am the most obnoxious, aloof, uncaring MOFO most women ever meet. They have to chase me, period. If I get a rebuff, all is OK once I get some form of revenge.

4. No problem.

5. See number 2.

 

[Wiesman44]

I'm sorry, this is all idiotic advice. I'll go through each point and easily counter it.

1. "Look the best you can look" Women love shoddy men. They also seem to dig fat dudes. At the gym I go to, there is an HB8, who is the girlfriend of a fat guy with a mohawk. This idiot has no definition, bi*tch tits, and flabby arms and a mohawk. Yet she is all over his $hit. Another woman I know is dating a gangsta thug. He is missing more than one front tooth, and is obnoxious and uneducated, and a dope fiend, but she loves him like Scarlett loved Ashley. An attractive woman at the bar the other night was the steady girlfriend of an illegal Alien. Not just ugly, but illegal. So looks obviously have little to do with anything. My friend is after a woman who's ex is a Marine who looks like a short Pee Wee Herman with a moustache. WTF??? I have all the confidence in the World. I am bigger, stronger and faster than 90% of the competition, and I know more ways to pleasure a woman than the AFC as I have an extensive medical knowledge of the Anatomy and Physiology of the vagina. But it doesnt really help much.

2. Funny has little to do with anything. At a popular bar/restaurant in town, there is a Bulgarian Bartender that we all love, and we can make her laugh all day long, but she only dates, well, lets just say "College Basketball Players" and leave it at that. You can be fuc*king Robin Williams, and not get anywhere, but if you are Akeem Olijawan, you get her panties in your teeth.

3. I dont, believe you me, I am the most obnoxious, aloof, uncaring MOFO most women ever meet. They have to chase me, period. If I get a rebuff, all is OK once I get some form of revenge.

4. No problem.

5. See number 2.

agree 100%.


It is quite possible that Lishy is a transsexual, and is just a confused person.

1) Not necessarily true. Looking your best is going to 'trick u into being confident', but if you don't originally have 'inner confidence' your only tricking yourself.

2) Funny is not necessary. I dont consider myself a funny guy but I have no problem getting dates.

3) Nothign wrong w/ trying too hard. Some women like persistence. Just don't make it too bloody obvious.

4) not being yourself can get u laid once in a while.....believe me.

5) Quite possibly your best advice, lol.

 

[JackPrescott]

I like to look my best, but it has little to do with women, it has much to do with my natural competiveness with other males.

 

[DJDamage]

great, now we have loveshack trolling.

 

[KarmaSutra]

If all of the above fails, get a penis enlargment and flash it at will!:crackup:

I agree wholeheartedly that huge t!ts make a woman, a REAL woman.

 

[Commando]

I got mad skillz with the funny.

My honeys love my funnys.

 

[Ken785]

If you want to know how to attract the right girl then follow this advice

1. Look the best you can look, it will improve your confidence and confidence is 90% of the tools you need to meet a new girl. You can be the best looking dude in the world but with no confidence in yourself, you are going no where!

2. Be funny! A guy who can make a girl laugh will win every damn time (to the girls who are not shallow) I have been out and seen a group of 10 guys and most were good looking. There was this one dude who was not the best looking but the girls were falling over him as he was so outgoing and funny! The better looking ones were too busy propping up the bar and pouting (yuk)

3. Dont try too hard - There is nothing worse than a guy who follows you around like a lovesick puppy - If you get a rebuff, don't take it personal, just move on to better things!

4. Just be yourself and do not pretend to be what you are not!

If all of the above fails, get a penis enlargment and flash it at will!:crackup:

Good luck!

di di did...you come from loveshack? dammit im not reading crap on here anymore...the loveshack "war" and the attempt to change the lives of the AFCs over there has backfired!

this place is now littered with AFC feces!

 

[Burrito Supreme]

great, now we have loveshack trolling.

Thats what this place wanted apparently.

 

[Interceptor]

Thats what this place wanted apparently.

What are you talking about??

 

[Burrito Supreme]

What are you talking about??

A few select members here went over to LS to cause some ruckus and advertise this messageboard over there.

 

[Interceptor]

And what does that have to do with what I assume you are saying that the SS forum members 'want trolling' here?

Originally Posted by DJDamage
great, now we have loveshack trolling


Originally Posted by Burrito Supreme
Thats what this place wanted apparently

 

[L B]

Now every new member that joins from March to April is under suspicion of trolling. Haha!

 

[reset]

I don't think anyone wanted trolling, but now it's happened so we'll just have to wait it out. Once the initial euphoria has died down things will get back to normal.

 

[KarmaSutra]

A few select members here went over to LS to cause some ruckus and advertise this messageboard over there.

Fvcking Bullsh!t. We went over there as a rescue mission. A mass unplugging of that farcicle matrix.

A couple of us went slightly past what was needed but our INTENTION was for the betterment of others.

Why not let go of any harbored resistance and read some of the threads by the people here who HAVE changed lives?

Then your ego will turn into productive perspective.

 

[SilverSonnet]

I went over to LS for abit, OH MY GOD. I dont care what y'all think about me for saying this, but that site is half a crock of sh!t, some good stuff, but damn. I'll stay here, methinks. much better.
Now you can all flame my @$$, but I couldn't care less. I dunno you, probz never will, and that's MY opinion. so, have it

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

lol

Just like DeAngelo said . You cant ask the fish how to catch other fishes . You better learn from good fisherman .

 

[Commando]

That DeAngelo guy is full of crap.