"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How the new "LuLu" app encourages preselection and stalking.

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I thought the future of technology was supposed to bring us jetpacks and humanoid robots. Nope it just brought women a way to be per-selective as$holes, stalkers, and judgmental *****s who are too insecure/stupid to screen men on their own.

DJ's witness the newest online plague of douchemageddon: The LULU app

http://www.businessinsider.com/lulu-app-for-iphone-2013-6?op=1
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Die Hard

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Heheh... Bring it on, is what I have to say to this. Go ahead, rate me, talk about me, compliment me, be negative about me, talk whatever you like! I couldn't care less...

But for those who do feel "threatened" by this stuff, I'm sure it won't be long before a similar app surfaces for men.
 
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All ink is good ink, as they say.

That is, no matter what people are saying about you, the important thing is that they're saying things about you.
 

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This shıt with girls, their iPhones and all these bullshıt apps is outta control. Everywhere, all they do is plant their eyes to their phone and tap away. I almost run over 3-4 of them a week because they aren't paying attention on the street. Go ahead, sweetheart download another life altering app.
 

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samspade said:
Whatever. Women cannot handle logic and are slaves to their whims. When they screen men the old fashioned way they still choose men they "shouldn't" if you get what I mean. This app is just another shyt test.
This.

Girls would have to be logical to be able to use and understand an app like this. What's really going to happen is the ones that are rated the biggest A-holes are the ones that are going to have the girls going after them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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